It Lounges - - Part 126

[Marvolo]

I've barely eaten since she hasn't been talking to me so nothing really sounds appetizing.

Christ, dude. Your acting like your girlfriend of many years cheated on you. Have you and this girl even been on a formal date or had sex? Were you committed to each other? Cause it sounds like you two were just talking some and talking isn't worth losing your **** over. You gotta learn to cut your loses.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I really want to grill outdoors now that the weather is right for it. My buddy Ed has a grill he almost never uses. I think I should organize a grilling party. I like the usual stuff, burgers, sausage ect. but man... pork and steak on the grill, that's where it's at. Make some fresh sofrito with cilantro, onions, yellow and red peppers, fresh garlic and mince up some sun dried tomatoes in there... Dear Zod in Heaven!

 

[Marvolo]

Damn, Krypton, your starving me over here! That sounds delicious!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Christ, dude. Your acting like your girlfriend of many years cheated on you. Have you and this girl even been on a formal date or had sex? Were you committed to each other? Cause it sounds like you two were just talking some and talking isn't worth losing your **** over. You gotta learn to cut your loses.

Yes, yes, and yes. First date, she said I was hers. There was an instant connection but now not so much as a how do you do.

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

Yes, yes, and yes. First date, she said I was hers. There was an instant connection but now not so much as a how do you do.

Sounds like a one night stand gone wrong

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Damn, Krypton, your starving me over here! That sounds delicious!

There's something about feeding that inner carnivore that is so satisfying when it comes to grilling or BBQ-ing outdoors. Pork chops, steak, a nice salad and some cold beer and cider... That's what summer is for.

 

[KevanG]

Damn, Krypton, your starving me over here! That sounds delicious!

Hey Marv, Krypton. What do you think I should get next week from these guys?

http://www.degenhadtsausages.com/cooked_products.html

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Hey Marv, Krypton. What do you think I should get next week from these guys?

http://www.degenhadtsausages.com/cooked_products.html

The Onion Pork Roast sounds damned delightful as does the Pork Oktoberfest Sausage. Sounds like a cool place to shop to feed the inner carnivore, Kev.

 

[Marvolo]

Yes, yes, and yes. First date, she said I was hers. There was an instant connection but now not so much as a how do you do.

I had a girl say that to me during sex, and she literally ****ed one of my friend the next day. Point is, guys aren't the only people that BS and lie to the opposite sex. Girls are just as capable of being full of ****. Learn from this. If a person says you are hers on the first date she's either full of **** or weird or possessive. Either way I'd have lost her number post haste after that date.

 

[KevanG]

The Onion Pork Roast sounds damned delightful as does the Pork Oktoberfest Sausage. Sounds like a cool place to shop to feed the inner carnivore, Kev.

I know the guys who work there so I get a bit of a discount too.

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

I had a girl say that to me during sex, and she ****ed my best friend the next day. Point is, guys aren't the only people that BS and lie. Girls are just as capable of being full of ****.

I find this unlikely. A girl's reproductive organs are on the inside.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I know the guys who work there so I get a bit of a discount too.

Sweet.

Dats it... Yeah, before summer is over I am getting people together for a grill party over my friend Ed's place. Get my brother and sister in law, the lady friend and her girls, Ed and his wife and son, my cousin A.J., a few people from the job... Yeah... I gotta do it. I haven't grilled in ages.

 

[DarkSentinel]

I had a girl say that to me during sex, and she literally ****ed one of my friend the next day. Point is, guys aren't the only people that BS and lie to the opposite sex. Girls are just as capable of being full of ****.

Well if that's the case then I'm just done with the whole game. I don't have time for it and I'm too old to keep playing. So whatever.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Well if that's the case then I'm just done with the whole game. I don't have time for it and I'm too old to keep playing. So whatever.

Get some of that excess energy out of your system Senty... Get a hooker once in a while, go to the strip club, and then sex won't be that big of a deal. Then in about six months get back out there in the dating pool.

 

[KevanG]

So Dishonored 2 accidentally got announced. ****ing sweet!

 

[Pink Ranger]

EDIT: nvrmind, I realized there is something called "sofrito" as opposed to "soffrito" so my questions was dumb. But your spread sounds great Krypton.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

So Dishonored 2 accidentally got announced. ****ing sweet!

Say Kev is it me or have these last three or four DEATH BATTLES been incredibly entertaining? The Splinter Cell/Metal Gear one was really cool and I am not a gamer in the least, with no knowledge of those franchises really, but man, that was a fun fight.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Get some of that excess energy out of your system Senty... Get a hooker once in a while, go to the strip club, and then sex won't be that big of a deal. Then in about six months get back out there in the dating pool.

I'm not capable of operating like that. Those kinds of things are selfish, the hallmarks of a *****ebag, and I refuse to be one, especially in South ****ing Florida. It's apparently my lot in life to suffer, so I'll do that. I won't jeopardize my honor just to get my jollies off.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

EDIT: nvrmind, I realized there is something called "sofrito" as opposed to "soffrito" so my questions was dumb.

That's what makes up about 75% of the blood of Puerto Ricans. Seriously, so a blood test and it's gonna be mostly sofrito with a remaining 25% of Goya Sazon. t:

 

[Marvolo]

Well if that's the case then I'm just done with the whole game. I don't have time for it and I'm too old to keep playing. So whatever.

 

[BatmanVSuperman]

That's what makes up about 75% of the blood of Puerto Ricans. Seriously, so a blood test and it's gonna be mostly sofrito with a remaining 25% of Goya Sazon. t:

That's a yummy blood test. [/Count Dracula]

 

[DarkSentinel]

According to the vanity of society I'm lower class, so I might as well accept it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

I'm not capable of operating like that. Those kinds of things are selfish, the hallmarks of a *****ebag, and I refuse to be one, especially in South ****ing Florida. It's apparently my lot in life to suffer, so I'll do that. I won't jeopardize my honor just to get my jollies off.

Sigh... Are you like 12? Seriously, adults have sex that is about physical gratification all the time, and sorry to tell you, but it doesn't make any of those people moral monsters Senty, especially when they know what the score is going in beforehand.

 

[KevanG]

Say Kev is it me or have these last three or four DEATH BATTLES been incredibly entertaining? The Splinter Cell/Metal Gear one was really cool and I am not a gamer in the least, with no knowledge of those franchises really, but man, that was a fun fight.

Even if you aren't a fan they explain both sides well enough so that you have a good idea of each. I've watched ones where I know nothing about either, like the ninjas one, and still was very entertained.

Besides just guessing which one would win is a challenge due to how well the match them.

Ever watch the one-minute melees? They have some good ones like Mr. Satan from DBZ vs Dan Hibiki from Street Fighter.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

According to the vanity of society I'm lower class, so I might as well accept it.

Senty... This side of you is not very attractive... And I'm a dude. Imagine how this comes off to women? Show some self control and keep these feelings under wraps. THAT you can control.