It Lounges - - Part 126

[MrMaooz]

I'm not sure what you mean by this in the least. Clarify.

'Twas a great season.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Just because you spend most of your time floating around in zero-G in your underwear, it doesn't make you Sandra Bullock.

But I drove a bus once Pinky.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

'Twas a great season.

(Putting down pitchfork and torch) Oh, hey, uh... Yeah. It was great.

 

[Duke]

It makes you Barbarella.

Hmmmmm, I thought it would be that voluptuous chick from Battle Beyond The Stars.

 

[KevanG]

But I drove a bus once Pinky.

Were the people screaming that time too?

 

[terry78]

A guy just quit at our office today, and this was the email he left the entire office:

Hi
I wanted to thank you all for the opportunity. It seems like a great company. I took a pay cut to come here. I was trained for four days, Managed poorly and then fired on a Monday because I had never been properly told the significance of markings on shipments. You all seem like friendly decent hard working people and I have nothing but the best wishes for you all. Except for Jon. That guy is a passive aggressive ****.
Regards,
Jack


And no, it was not me. But it was hilarious.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Were the people screaming that time too?

Actually no there weren't. I took a bus driver exam thing when I was 19.

 

[Duke]

Actually no there weren't. I took a bus driver exam thing when I was 19.

I would've screamed in terror if I were in Speed 2, such a horrid movie.

 

[Lord Valumart]

A guy just quit at our office today, and this was the email he left the entire office:

Hi
I wanted to thank you all for the opportunity. It seems like a great company. I took a pay cut to come here. I was trained for four days, Managed poorly and then fired on a Monday because I had never been properly told the significance of markings on shipments. You all seem like friendly decent hard working people and I have nothing but the best wishes for you all. Except for Jon. That guy is a passive aggressive ****.
Regards,
Jack


And no, it was not me. But it was hilarious.

Sounds poorly managed.

 

[KevanG]

I really hate my cell provider Koodo. They're friggin useless. My only phone is the one that's broken so I suspended the service online. Since then they've changed the self service site to something less than useless, all but two pages are blank, you can't make any account changes, unsuspend the service and when contacting them online through email they say you get a response within 24 hours but I sent two emails and neither got a response even after eight days. Fortunately I'm not on a contract but it's ridiculous.

 

[Pink Ranger]

But I drove a bus once Pinky.

We all remember.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

I've got a wicked headache

 

[Apollo]

I once got lost in Jersey as a kid. Does that makes us brothers?

Yes. We'll be the lost brothers of NJ. We'll have to live off free fudge samples..

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

The Lost Boys.

 

[KevanG]

So they recently announced that Fallout 4 should be able to handle PC mods on consoles.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

So they recently announced that Fallout 4 should be able to handle PC mods on consoles.

Kev you watching the Stanley Cup finals? Bolts are going to have to play one hell of a 3rd period to take this to game 7

 

[KevanG]

Nah, never got into hockey. If I'm watching tv and it's on I might watch if nothing else is on.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Nah, never got into hockey. If I'm watching tv and it's on I might watch if nothing else is on.

And you call yourself a Canadian

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Nah, never got into hockey. If I'm watching tv and it's on I might watch if nothing else is on.

Kev also hates beer and murders beavers and moose on the weekends. Notice... MURDERS, not hunts.

 

[Vartha]

And you call yourself a Canadian

...no...he calls himself KEVAN

 

[Fallen Angel]

Nah, never got into hockey. If I'm watching tv and it's on I might watch if nothing else is on.

As we speak the Mounties are on there way. Such heresy will not stand on Canadian soil.

 

[Vartha]

Been tellin' DJ all about who I hung out with lastnight guys

Their Flight was canceled and ended up at the Hotel I guard. I had to stay with them in the bar after it closed until they were ready for bed lol

 

[C. Lee]

A guy just quit at our office today, and this was the email he left the entire office:

Hi
I wanted to thank you all for the opportunity. It seems like a great company. I took a pay cut to come here. I was trained for four days, Managed poorly and then fired on a Monday because I had never been properly told the significance of markings on shipments. You all seem like friendly decent hard working people and I have nothing but the best wishes for you all. Except for Jon. That guy is a passive aggressive ****.
Regards,
Jack


And no, it was not me. But it was hilarious.

So.....did he quit or was he fired?

 

[GENERAL RAAM582]

You can't fire me! I quit!

 

[KevanG]

And you call yourself a Canadian

Kev also hates beer and murders beavers and moose on the weekends. Notice... MURDERS, not hunts.

As we speak the Mounties are on there way. Such heresy will not stand on Canadian soil.

I also don't drink beer.

I'm not sorry.