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[KRYPTON INC.]

Man... I can't believe that Luke Skywalker is really Jason Todd... What a tweeest!

 

[Roose Bolton]

The descriptions coming out of TFA's Luke scenes are quite intense, especially the descriptions of him post-ROTJ. He's about 12 stone in weight, has black eyes not unlike Benito Mussolini, a syphilitic infection on his nose, a dropping dark moustache, a soft-palate surgery scar adorning his top lip and a prosthetic hand that has now turned a sickly rust colour that is audible with every movement. Reports also indicate that Luke now speaks in a Hitler-esque bark and he chastises the decadence of the New Republic and their petty feud with the First Order.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

The descriptions coming out of TFA's Luke scenes are quite intense, especially the descriptions of him post-ROTJ. He's about 12 stone in weight, has black eyes not unlike Benito Mussolini, a syphilitic infection on his nose, a dropping dark moustache, a soft-palate surgery scar adorning his top lip and a prosthetic hand that has now turned a sickly rust colour that is audible with every movement. Reports also indicate that Luke now speaks in a Hitler-esque bark and he chastises the decadence of the New Republic and their petty feud with the First Order.

Sounds like my mother in law... Am I right, fellas? Thank you, try the veal. Tip your waitress. I'm here all week and then The Chuckle Hut the week before Christmas.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Grown men talking about the tomato meter on RT for 20 pages on a movie not out for another 3 months. Can't get any more pathetic than that.

 

[Schlosser85]

The hype crashed for some reason.

 

[jokesonm3]

Grown men talking about the tomato meter on RT for 20 pages on a movie not out for another 3 months. Can't get any more pathetic than that.

We're speculating Mister!

 

[dude stannis]

Grown men talking about the tomato meter on RT for 20 pages on a movie not out for another 3 months. Can't get any more pathetic than that.

Even if it's 0% all that matters is how much they like it as individuals. However individuality has been banned from the Star Wars threads for a long long time now.

 

[Schlosser85]

On the one hand, I understand wanting to see a movie you're rooting for do well and be popular and financially/critically successful.

But some people get way too obsessive about stuff like the rotten tomato score. It's like the movie is invalidated for them and they're not allowed to like it if enough other people don't like it.

 

[KevanG]

I use reviews for general ideas if I might like a movie or game. If it's something like Jarhead where the trailer showed an action shootey type movie and its nothing like it then I base my opinion on things like that. If I'm looking for a good horror/survival type game and it turns out to be a boring jumpscare fest then I ignore the **** out of that. It's saved me a few hundred dollars over the years.

I still regret not getting Alien Isolation sooner though. That was a fantastic game.

 

[KevanG]

So my laptop charger just died on me. This may be my last post for a while until I get a new one from online (since Apple is an ass and wants me to pay $100 for one when I can get a no-name for $30) or my current repaired. Toodles folks.

 

[FrozenBanana00]

Is it Friday yet?

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Interesting.

Is it Friday yet?

 

[FrozenBanana00]

Boooo

 

[SpideyInATree]

On the one hand, I understand wanting to see a movie you're rooting for do well and be popular and financially/critically successful.

But some people get way too obsessive about stuff like the rotten tomato score. It's like the movie is invalidated for them and they're not allowed to like it if enough other people don't like it.

Just like what you like and screw what other people think. That's usually my motto when it comes to movies and music.

 

[squeekness]

It's great that the guys building our porch finally showed up after weeks of delay, but not at seven in the morning.

 

[Victarion]

The tone of the new turtles trailer is where I hoped it would be. Straight 80's cheese. I just wish the SFX on Bebop and Rocksteady looked better.

 

[squeekness]

Is it Friday yet?

I wish. This work week has been sucking. I want my weekend.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

At work in the day time for a dumbass staff picture and meeting. And I still got to be in tonite before 11pm. Normally when I pick up pay roll on Thur. I would be heading home by now.

 

[Greens]

This man is 75 years old

 

[blueharvest]

Didn't he lose all of his hair at 18 years old or something?

 

[flickchick85]

He never needed it!

 

[jokesonm3]

I have to ask him where the fountain of youth is on my spare time.

 

[Roose Bolton]

He's a mutant alright.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

PatStew left the U.K. to live in Brooklyn, my home... He's out there somewhere right now...












Plotting...

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

It's such a Zoddamned shame what's happened to the lounge.