It's Tax Time!!

[Manic]

You sing the blues?! God damn, Jag. Can you also solve Rubix cubes?

 

[jaguarr]

You sing the blues?! God damn, Jag. Can you also solve Rubix cubes?

I was never very good with the Rubik's cubes.

jag

 

[SuBe]

I sing the Blues everytime I look at my Pay Stub and see how much the Government is Confiscating from me.

 

[Immortalfire]

I do em myself.

 

[jaguarr]

I sing the Blues everytime I look at my Pay Stub and see how much the Government is Confiscating from me.

That's called the "1040 Blues" and Robert Cray beat you to it a looooong time ago.

jag

 

[SuBe]

That's called the "1040 Blues" and Robert Cray beat you to it a looooong time ago.

jag

Good, he feels my pain.

 

[Immortalfire]

True, true. I would have to get another Schtick.

I've often wondered what your next thing would be should the Fair Tax go into effect.

 

[jaguarr]

Good, he feels my pain.

Not really. He's a talented, famous and relatively wealthy blues superstar. You're....you.

jag

 

[SuBe]

I've often wondered what your next thing would be should the Fair Tax go into effect.

Probably Porn.

 

[jaguarr]

Probably Porn.

You'd get fired after yelling out "Fairtax!" in mid-coitus repeatedly during the shoot.

jag

 

[SuBe]

You'd get fired after yelling out "Fairtax!" in mid-coitus repeatedly during the shoot.

jag

Its one of many reasons my girlfriend wears earplugs.

I kid.

 

[Immortalfire]

Woman: "Say my name, b***h!"
SuBe: "Fairtax!"
Woman: "Wtf..."

 

[ShadowBoxing]

That's called the "1040 Blues" and Robert Cray beat you to it a looooong time ago.

jag

I have one of his CDs in my car.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Probably Porn.

SuBe's idea of dirty talk

"Oh yeah Baby, I'm going to make you file a 1040 form. C'mon b*tch, tell me what other assets you need to declare. How about some loopholes, I'll give you some loopholes. I'm gonna write you off so bad...that's how you like it, isn't it"

 

[jaguarr]

I have one of his CDs in my car.

jag

 

[SuBe]

SuBe's idea of dirty talk

"Oh yeah Baby, I'm going to make you file a 1040 form. C'mon b*tch, tell me what other assets you need to declare. How about some loopholes, I'll give you some loopholes. I'm gonna write you off so bad...that's how you like it, isn't it"

That's awesome.

 

[Handsome Rob]

What did y'all do to my thread while I was gone?

 

[Handsome Rob]

Attention lower-income Hypesters:

From the IRS Website:

Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Program

The VITA Program offers free tax help to low- to moderate-income (generally, $42,000 and below) people who cannot prepare their own tax returns. Certified volunteers sponsored by various organizations receive training to help prepare basic tax returns in communities across the country. VITA sites are generally located at community and neighborhood centers, libraries, schools, shopping malls, and other convenient locations. Most locations also offer free electronic filing. To locate the nearest VITA site, call 1-800-829-1040.

When I was in college, I did an internship as a VITA preparer at a community credit union. It's a good service. If you can't really afford software or a paid tax professional, you should definitely consider it.

More information on the VITA service and what you need to bring with you to have your taxes done can be found here:

Free Tax Return Preparation For You by Volunteers

 

[Handsome Rob]

I am from Canada..what's this I...R...S that you speak of...t:

However, between my taxes witheld during the year, combining that with my charity donations and RRSP investments I have not had to write any cheques to Revenue Canada.

Ahhh . . . I get it.

 

[DV8]

I finished my taxes today for free on TurboTax.com, and no this isn't an ad, and yes I'd recommend it to all my friends

 

[Immortalfire]

SuBe's idea of dirty talk

"Oh yeah Baby, I'm going to make you file a 1040 form. C'mon b*tch, tell me what other assets you need to declare. How about some loopholes, I'll give you some loopholes. I'm gonna write you off so bad...that's how you like it, isn't it"

 

[Majic Walrus]

Were is the option for "Not going to do it, hope I don't get caught."?

 

[SuBe]

Were is the option for "Not going to do it, hope I don't get caught."?

18% of the "Taypayers" in this country don't file. 1% of all 141 million Taxpayers ever get audited. You chances of not getting caught are very high.

Though, if you don't pay taxes, I pick up your Slack, and THAT pisses me off. So don't do it!

We need a FairTax.

 

[Scarlet spidey]

Income tax is unconstitutional.

 

[black_dust]

Ahhhh VAT and National Tax im glad i live in the UK then i dont have to fill anything out

Oh wait.... im still paying Tax DAMMIT!!