James Cameron Facts

[Timstuff]

Somone posted these at IMBD... I couldn't help but lol a little.

James Cameron was bitten by a piranha on the set of Piranha II: The Spawning. After a week of excruciating pain, the piranha died.

Contrary to popular belief, the statue given out at the Academy Awards is known as the Cameron.

All films made before the year 1981 are dated on a descending scale by year and designated B.C. for "Before Cameron."

The box office gross of a James Cameron movie doesn't have to be adjusted to account for inflation. Inflation has to be adjusted to account for the box office gross of a James Cameron movie.

James Cameron includes an intermission in all of his movies just to give you enough time to catch your breath. It's called the rest of your life.

A James Cameron movie never gets remastered. Once is all it needs.

On the set of The Abyss, James Cameron didn't get wet. Water got James Cameron.

The movie camera was named after James Cameron in 1888 in anticipation of his eventual birth and reign as king of the world.

We thought God created the world in 7 days. James Cameron has since revealed it was only test footage to hold us over until Pandora was ready.

What do King Kong, Tyrannosaurus Rex and Optimus Prime have in common? They make James Cameron laugh.

There is no such thing as a home video format war. If James Cameron's movies aren't released on the format, it never existed.

Remember Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick and Steven Spielberg? Neither does James Cameron.

James Cameron once filmed a movie using only a flashlight, a magnifying glass and a roll of duct tape. It was based on a script he wrote on the back of a postage stamp. The movie became a critically-acclaimed, award-winning, record-grossing blockbuster.

James Cameron's CGI doesn't simulate reality. Reality simulates James Cameron's CGI.

A James Cameron movie doesn't go over budget. Budget goes under a James Cameron movie.

James Cameron rode on the back of a live nuclear missile while shooting the climactic scene in True Lies. It took 27 takes. He didn't break a sweat.

Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 2009 after working with James Cameron: ruler of the 7th largest economy in the world. Arnold Schwarzenegger circa 2009 if he never met James Cameron: overweight, washed up ex-jock doped up on crystal meth in a Kentucky trailer park.

James Cameron is the first Canadian citizen of note.

James Cameron is the only man known to have planned a better terrorist attack than Al Queda.

James Cameron is the only man known to have directed a good Tom Arnold movie.

James Cameron is so manly that he's had more wives than Johnny Carson, Ellen Degeneres, the Saudi Arabian royal family and the city council of Salt Lake City, Utah have had put together.

James Cameron is so committed to artistic integrity that he once hung his actors by their thumbnails over the Grand Canyon for 17 hours until the lighting was just right for the scene.

The combined gross of James Cameron's film library is greater than the all-time cumulative GDP of the Milky Way galaxy.

James Cameron eats Thundercats for breakfast and poops Smurfs before lunch.

James Cameron ain't the king of pop, he ain't the king of soul, he ain't the queen of the runway and he ain't the queen of England...he's the g*d d*mned m*ther *beep* slap-me-silly-and-call-me-Susan king of the world...and don't you forget it.

 

[AnorexicBatman]

Cameron is the Chuck Norris of Directors.

 

[Timstuff]

Now if only we could get Jimbo to direct a movie with Chuck...

 

[xmangambit]

That was Hilarity!!! Gonna post one every day on my facebook!

 

[Iron_Stark]

James Cameron is the only man known to have directed a good Tom Arnold movie.

A James Cameron movie starring Chuck Norris would do double of what Titanic made.

 

[Timstuff]

Here's another one I read:

In Pulp Fiction, James Cameron was in the briefcase.

 

[Vengeance]

So true, its alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll true

 

[Figs]

Here's another one I read:

In Pulp Fiction, James Cameron was in the briefcase.

Hahaha.

Now that's a good one.

 

[craigdbfan]

All of them pretty funny.

 

[[A]]

haha very good

 

[Bunker]

double

 

[Bunker]

James Cameron is the only man known to have directed a good Tom Arnold movie.

The best.

 

[Kane52630]

this thread should be nominated for best thread of the year

http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=332450

 

[DarKJediKnight]

A man dies and goes to heaven. Upon arrival, he is greeted by an angel who offers to give him a tour. As they walk around, the man begins to point out faces he recognizes; "Was that Heath Ledger?" asks the man. "Yes," says the angel. "We have lots of celebrities here." "Wow, that's Charlie Chaplin," the man says, "and there goes Alfred Hitchcock." The dead man and the angel then walk into what appears to be a fully-functioning Hollywood backlot; cameras everywhere, cranes all around, hundreds of people running frantically about. And in the center of all this chaos is a director, standing atop a crane and barking orders into a megaphone. The dead man looks up, squinting, and says "Oh my god, is that James Cameron? He's not even dead." To which the angel says "No, that's not James Cameron.....that's God. He just thinks he's James Cameron."

 

[Darkness Falls]

Great thread idea