Brave and Noble Knights and Maidens!
A Pox upon this thread! Fie, I say thee!
For Mr Cameron's sanctum bei'th a matter most private and shall be'ith revealeth'd to his wenches and his doctor, and they alone shall behold'eth his sanctum!
Make no mistake, kind and gentle forum-ites of Superherohype, this knight doth not find grotesquery in the male figure, but I pray thee leave'th thine codpieces secure upon thine loins! This knight wish'eth not to see the hirsute, wrinkleth'd sanctum of Cameron, or any other manfolk!
However, upon chance this knight hath stolen a glance at another knight's sanctum, whence we adjourned from'eth thy lady-folk, to release'th our bladders of ale! In a situation as thus, one cannot but help sneak'eth a peek upon another lad's sanctum! Tis simply an unfortunate consequence of venturing with gentlemen into'eth thine lavatory!
This post now concludeth!