Jaws: The Hype Beach Massacre

[Batman]

Who's the writer? Or who ARE the writers for this fan fic?

DL, Flexo, and myself.

 

[DBella]

DL, Flexo, and myself.

So, do I get to be the jellyfish that stings Flexo to death?
You can eat me afterwards.

Wait... scratch that last bit... doesn't sound right.

 

[Batman]

So, do I get to be the jellyfish that stings Flexo to death?
You can eat me afterwards.

Wait... scratch that last bit... doesn't sound right.

...It doesn't?

And you may, if I get to write that part. Or DL. Flexo won't, cause he's a damned, dirty zombie lover.

 

[DBella]

...It doesn't?

And you may, if I get to write that part. Or DL. Flexo won't, cause he's a damned, dirty zombie lover.

He's a pirate in this one?
Why does that made me think of Mr. Crabs instantly?

 

[DOG LIPS]

If I add Bella she will be a naked mermaid. *drools*

 

[Holly Goodhead]

I hate swimming at night in my pool. I always think theres a shark in there, but its just Dog Lips, which is even worse.

 

[Batman]

He's a pirate in this one?
Why does that made me think of Mr. Crabs instantly?

...Say, there's an idea.

MASTERBOB BRUCEPANTS: A Hype Original!

 

[DBella]

...Say, there's an idea.

MASTERBOB BRUCEPANTS: A Hype Original!

Oooh... oooh... I wanna be either Mrs. Puffs or Sandy!!!

If I add Bella she will be a naked mermaid. *drools*

I get to sit on a rock all day? Yay!!

 

[Abaddon]

You dirty ****e.

Dbella's butt is quite clean actually.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Oooh... oooh... I wanna be either Mrs. Puffs or Sandy!!!


I get to sit on a rock all day? Yay!!

Yup.


...MY rock.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Yup.


...MY rock.

Do you ever say anything that doesnt revolve around sexual innuendo?

 

[DBella]

Dbella's butt is quite clean actually.

It's more than "quite clean"... even my fart don't stink.

 

[DBella]

Do you ever say anything that doesnt revolve around sexual innuendo?

He's a DOG afterall.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

It's more than "quite clean"... even my fart don't stink.

Girls dont fart, or poop. We dont have buttholes either. Its weird.

 

[DBella]

Girls dont fart, or poop. We dont have buttholes either. Its weird.

Well, I'm a special kind of girl.

 

[Da Docta]

He's a DOG afterall.

A dog that think he's a cat.

 

[Abaddon]

It's more than "quite clean"... even my fart don't stink.

Now youre kidding yourself.You could eat a dozen roses a day,your farts still gonna smell like warm poop.

 

[Batman]

It's more than "quite clean"... even my fart don't stink.

...

That should, by no means, be even the slightest bit sexy.

...So why is it?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Well, I'm a special kind of girl.

My friend crapped her pants once.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

And by my friend I mean me. Just now..

 

[DBella]

Now youre kidding yourself.You could eat a dozen roses a day,your farts still gonna smell like warm poop.

I save those for you coz you're special.

 

[DBella]

...

That should, by no means, be even the slightest bit sexy.

...So why is it?

Coz I am?

 

[Abaddon]

I save those for you coz you're special.

Aww...

 

[Batman]

Coz I am?

Well, it's the only rational explaination.

 

[Flexo]

...It doesn't?

And you may, if I get to write that part. Or DL. Flexo won't, cause he's a damned, dirty zombie lover.

That's right. I might have the heart to kill my character, but he'd go out being eaten by a shark. Just like Quint. (RIP )

Although, if I am killed, I'll bring me back when it's my turn.