Jerks and Stupid Customers at your job

[The Apatow Crew]

this happen at my current job. Where I work at Sonic.

And when they were just opening they had people out directing the traffic and others just handing out Menu's to the people waiting in line.

Anyway. So this one person drives up to me and asks what is this place? Even though there was a giant sign that said what the place was.

Another person was like I don't know what this place is, but since alot of cars were coming in here I did also.

And I'm just thinking WTF are you doing here then? You just follow random cars places you don't know nothing about?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

When I worked at a gas station, we had a constant stream of drive offs for a week and my boss a cool lady named Virgina just was getting pressured by the office men in ties to start taking it out of our checks, she warned us about it and sure enough that day when I was working and she warned me a man in a church van pulls up and his credit card keeps failing at the pump, so it's company policy to turn it on for him so he can pay for it inside after he pumps. I do so, while watching him and ringing other customers. After he pumps 52 dollars with gas he proceed to pull out of the pump at an alarming rate and proceeds his drive off. Not this day I decide, so I turn to my customer and I'm like ''I'll be right back."

Darting out like some olympic track star I get out the door just as he's by it...and jump in the air like a video game character, kicking the side of his van, causing him to stop and pay for his gas. He gave me this ''you *******" look, but he just ****ed with me on the wrong day.

 

[Manic]

Not this day I decide, so I turn to my customer and I'm like ''I'll be right back."

Darting out like some olympic track star I get out the door just as he's by it...and jump in the air like a video game character, kicking the side of his van, causing him to stop and pay for his gas. He gave me this ''you *******" look, but he just ****ed with me on the wrong day.

Epic.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

My manager watched the surveillance cameras the next day and was like ''You do that everytime now." giving me a thumbs up.

 

[Kmack]

When I worked at a gas station, we had a constant stream of drive offs for a week and my boss a cool lady named Virgina just was getting pressured by the office men in ties to start taking it out of our checks, she warned us about it and sure enough that day when I was working and she warned me a man in a church van pulls up and his credit card keeps failing at the pump, so it's company policy to turn it on for him so he can pay for it inside after he pumps. I do so, while watching him and ringing other customers. After he pumps 52 dollars with gas he proceed to pull out of the pump at an alarming rate and proceeds his drive off. Not this day I decide, so I turn to my customer and I'm like ''I'll be right back."

Darting out like some olympic track star I get out the door just as he's by it...and jump in the air like a video game character, kicking the side of his van, causing him to stop and pay for his gas. He gave me this ''you *******" look, but he just ****ed with me on the wrong day.

LMAO! Go Bill!t:

 

[Hobgoblin]

When I worked at a gas station, we had a constant stream of drive offs for a week and my boss a cool lady named Virgina just was getting pressured by the office men in ties to start taking it out of our checks, she warned us about it and sure enough that day when I was working and she warned me a man in a church van pulls up and his credit card keeps failing at the pump, so it's company policy to turn it on for him so he can pay for it inside after he pumps. I do so, while watching him and ringing other customers. After he pumps 52 dollars with gas he proceed to pull out of the pump at an alarming rate and proceeds his drive off. Not this day I decide, so I turn to my customer and I'm like ''I'll be right back."

Darting out like some olympic track star I get out the door just as he's by it...and jump in the air like a video game character, kicking the side of his van, causing him to stop and pay for his gas. He gave me this ''you *******" look, but he just ****ed with me on the wrong day.

*slow clap, builds to deafening clap*

 

[The Guard]

I work insurance, and the best stupid customers are the old people who call up, tell you a ridiculously long and drawn out story that makes it apparent they don't even know basic insurance terminology...and then talk about how many receipts and bits of paperwork they have to back up whatever it is they want...then threaten me personally with a lawyer if I don't cooperate. I love helping people, but the second someone "assaults" me in any way, I switch off. I'm done. My favorite thing to do is to go silent right in the middle of a rant until they feel stupid for getting so bent out of shape.

It's just priceless.

But not as funny as the ignorant people who call me up and try to say "business" things like "I'll call you at my earliest convenience".

Heh.

 

[Lighthouse]

I work at Wal-Mart.........and I have no idea where to start.

 

[Dave McFly]

I work at Wal-Mart.........and I have no idea where to start.

I........feel your pain

 

[Silk Spectre]

I work at Wal-Mart.........and I have no idea where to start.

I'm sorry.

 

[Sam Fisher]

I work at Wal-Mart.........and I have no idea where to start.

Hmm...I'm surprised you're still with us.

 

[Dodger]

I got called a racist cause some lady got pissed cause I wouldn't honor the month old expired coupon for $0.62 candy.

Walgreens crushed my soul. I hate that place.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

When I worked at a gas station, we had a constant stream of drive offs for a week and my boss a cool lady named Virgina just was getting pressured by the office men in ties to start taking it out of our checks, she warned us about it and sure enough that day when I was working and she warned me a man in a church van pulls up and his credit card keeps failing at the pump, so it's company policy to turn it on for him so he can pay for it inside after he pumps. I do so, while watching him and ringing other customers. After he pumps 52 dollars with gas he proceed to pull out of the pump at an alarming rate and proceeds his drive off. Not this day I decide, so I turn to my customer and I'm like ''I'll be right back."

Darting out like some olympic track star I get out the door just as he's by it...and jump in the air like a video game character, kicking the side of his van, causing him to stop and pay for his gas. He gave me this ''you *******" look, but he just ****ed with me on the wrong day.

your my hero

 

[The Impaler]

I work in Sainsbury's... the place is beyond a joke. The managers actually back up the customers making the staff look like the bad guys. I'm still trying to figure out why im still there.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Co-workers are my major malfunction today. (Though I'm sure they would say the same about me.) I got into a yelling match with a co-worker within 5 minutes of arriving at work because the back room was a mess. She had to scrub the floor to get it clean and some dishes from the night before hadnt been cleaned. Being told what I did wrong is no big deal for me, but dont screech at me and tell me that I'm lazy and I dont do anything. I got my chores done and got out on time. The other guy that closed last night still had an hour to go before he could leave. Why didnt he clean up more?

If I screw up, tell me. Just dont blame me for other people's inaction.

 

[The Guard]

I work at Wal-Mart.........and I have no idea where to start.

The beginning. That way we get to hear all of it.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I did time at Wal-Mart. I loved messing with those customers.

 

[Victarion]

I did time at Wal-Mart. I loved messing with those customers.

Do tell! I love to **** with stupid people, rednecks, gangstas, and inbreds.

 

[OctaviusINC]

I was a stupid customer today. I went to a movie theater and when the guy ripped my ticket stub he said, "Enjoy your movie." And I replied, "Thank you, you too."

He laughed and I said, "That's for if you see a movie in the near future. So when you do, think of me saying that."

I was so embarrassed. I wanted to shoot myself in the face.

 

[GoblinWhirlwind]

I was a stupid customer today. I went to a movie theater and when the guy ripped my ticket stub he said, "Enjoy your movie." And I replied, "Thank you, you too."

He laughed and I said, "That's for if you see a movie in the near future. So when you do, think of me saying that."

I was so embarrassed. I wanted to shoot myself in the face.

Lol I'm the same way sometimes. I can never come up with a good response on the spot to even the most simplistic thing like that, so I always end up sounding awkward.

 

[Metamorpho1977]

When I worked at the movie theater, I used to like sitting on the back row and shooting popcorn kernels through a straw into the darkness. It was funny hearing some random person shouting OUCH!

I also liked taking popcorn oil and filling up the cup holder at the seats with it. Then watching some guy get oil splashed all over his pants.

 

[The Battousai]

^ That's pretty *****e-tastic of you

 

[Metamorpho1977]

^ That's pretty *****e-tastic of you

It was, but I live by the words of the great philosopher, Sheryl Crow. If it makes you happy, then it can't be that bad.

 

[The Battousai]

It was, but I live by the words of the great philosopher, Sheryl Crow. If it makes you happy, then it can't be that bad.

I don't know if you're being serious, so there's no point in pointing out the obvious problems with that

 

[Hotwire]

When I worked at the movie theater, I used to like sitting on the back row and shooting popcorn kernels through a straw into the darkness. It was funny hearing some random person shouting OUCH!

I also liked taking popcorn oil and filling up the cup holder at the seats with it. Then watching some guy get oil splashed all over his pants.

How old are you, 10? That's a real sh**y thing to do. I hope one day you get things like that done to you.