Jim Jeffries: I Swear To God

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Anyone see this guys special on hbo? He is absolutely hysterical! Seriously if your a fan of stand up and if your not easily offended then youll love him. Plus his austrailian accent just makes him even funnier imo. Check it out though cuz hes just ****in fantastic and I agree with almost everything he says. They have it on hbo ondemand so yea check it out.

Arent pandas a buncha ****s!
 
I didn't see his special but I saw him in person and met him. He's just as funny off the stage
 
Really I would love to meet him. He had this joke about being in heaven and eternal bliss would suck cuz its eternal and youd get bored and I was like "Damn I hadda a religious debate with my grandmother like 8 years ago and I said the exact same thing" Just thought it was really kool.

So is he a pretty kool guy? Ive always heard alot of comics are *******s off stage. Im giving serious thought to giving stand up a try and I know Id prolly be one of the most humble and nice comics out there
 
So is he a pretty kool guy? Ive always heard alot of comics are *******s off stage. Im giving serious thought to giving stand up a try and I know Id prolly be one of the most humble and nice comics out there

Comics aren't jerks off stage, they are just sick of people coming up to them with their friends and telling them to do a bit. I've hung out with a lot of comedians, from unknown to very famous and almost all of them are good people. But they want to be treating like people when they're off stage, not like dancing monkeys. As far as stand up goes, it's a tough business and if you really think you're good and you want to go for it then do it but I'm telling you right now, you're gonna bomb a lot at first. That's only gonna give you better rythm and help you write better jokes. You'll start seeing a lot of stuff differently and you're gonna need to be flexible with your routine because what works in one city might not work in another. Also, don't do it for the money, it'll probly take 10 years of you building a name for yourself before you're even considered on the map. And that just means you'll be selling out auditoriums, not that you'll have a sitcom or be a big actor or something. If it's something you're interested in though I say do it, but it's a tough business so be prepared for it
 
He had this joke about being in heaven and eternal bliss would suck cuz its eternal and youd get bored and I was like "Damn I hadda a religious debate with my grandmother like 8 years ago and I said the exact same thing" Just thought it was really kool.


Is your grandma still alive? I hope she didn't go to the grave thinking you are gonna burn in Hell.
 
Comics aren't jerks off stage, they are just sick of people coming up to them with their friends and telling them to do a bit. I've hung out with a lot of comedians, from unknown to very famous and almost all of them are good people. But they want to be treating like people when they're off stage, not like dancing monkeys. As far as stand up goes, it's a tough business and if you really think you're good and you want to go for it then do it but I'm telling you right now, you're gonna bomb a lot at first. That's only gonna give you better rythm and help you write better jokes. You'll start seeing a lot of stuff differently and you're gonna need to be flexible with your routine because what works in one city might not work in another. Also, don't do it for the money, it'll probly take 10 years of you building a name for yourself before you're even considered on the map. And that just means you'll be selling out auditoriums, not that you'll have a sitcom or be a big actor or something. If it's something you're interested in though I say do it, but it's a tough business so be prepared for it


I totally know what you mean.

I am obese though so at least im ahead of the curve.
 
Is your grandma still alive? I hope she didn't go to the grave thinking you are gonna burn in Hell.


No she is dead so thank you for that. The thing is when I talked to her about it I was on lots and lots of hallucinogens and she had alzheimers at the time so I always felt like we connected on some level. Just to let you know thats not me tryna be funny either its the honest to god truth.

Seriously though burn in hell cmon man this the real world not the magical realm of Middle Earth or some ****!
 

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