JLA vs. The X-men

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JLA vs. The X-men

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  1. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    They'd be fairly close in tactical intelligence if Wolverine's not being dumbed down like he usually is now. But in everything else, Batman's got him beat by leaps and bounds. It's not really Wolverine's fault, though. Batman knows pretty much everything, which is just absurd.
     
  2. Damiean Dark Sidekick

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    THATS BULL! So Batman is physically stronger, has greater endurance,is faster and has greater sences (hearing, sight, smell) then wolverine?.:whatever:
    The ONLY department where he outclasses Wolverine is in overall intelligence and that isnt even by a huge margin.
     
  3. CaptainClown Papa SPANK!!!

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    I must have missed it when Wolverine got really smart then.
     
  4. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    I was only talking about intelligence. Turn off the Wolverine fanboyism and look up something called "context." :up:
     
  5. Doc Destruction Geaux Saints!

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    Holy crap...this is pretty simple.

    Put Batman and Wolverine in a room together with no prep time or knowledge of each other's abilities. Bang, Batman go boom.
     
  6. CaptainClown Papa SPANK!!!

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    Well if there was no prior knowledge of Wolverine then Batman and Wolverine would be doing martial arts for about an hour, since Batman isn't the type of guy to stab or mutilate an enemy. Then when the time comes he is going to realize he is a regenerators and would have to use his intellect to knock wolverine out, like World War Hulk
     
  7. moraldeficiency Maxwell's Demon

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    Dude if the joker can lay a punch on bats from time to time then what makes you think wolvie wouldn't connect just once on him? And that's all it would take.
     
  8. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    When was the last time the Joker fought Batman hand-to-hand without some kind of serious advantage? The Joker doesn't work that way, he attacks those around Batman or even common civilians, or he manipulates Batman from afar.
     
  9. moraldeficiency Maxwell's Demon

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    Hey I'm not saying it's a common occurance or that he stands a chance but if he can lay one finger on bats, then wolvie should be able to gut him if they fight for an hour straight without prep time or prior knowledge of their opponent. Or do you think bats would win?
     
  10. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    I don't think Batman would win if they're dropped in a room with no prior knowledge of each other, but I don't think the Joker would ever be able to lay a finger on him, either.
     
  11. moraldeficiency Maxwell's Demon

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    I was originally responding to capt. clown who said they'd kung fu fight for an hour then bats would figure the furball out and knock him out. I was using the joker as an exaggerated example to show how insane the notion of both of them fighting for an hour without wolverine being able to connect once. We've all seen bats take a punch or two from far @hittier fighters than wolverine in far shorter periods of time than one hour of continuous fighting so..... draw your own conclusion.
     
  12. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    I drew my conclusion on that sort of thing long ago: there are two versions of Batman. One is the kind used in his own comic, where he's a man in a suit who can outthink most of his opponents but is vulnerable to getting punched in the face. The other is the kind used in JLA, where he's God.
     
  13. moraldeficiency Maxwell's Demon

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    Well I agree the batman that can h2h darkseid and still live would probably just blink logan out of existence.
     
  14. Doc Destruction Geaux Saints!

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    Why in the hell would Wolverine do Kung Fu for an hour? Bats would piss Logan off and then Logan would SHRED him.
     
  15. CaptainClown Papa SPANK!!!

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    who said Logan wouldn't connect, both of them are martial artist masters and I'm sure they could counter each others techniques for fun. Hell Wolverine could probably open a can of whoop ass on him. I never said that Batman wouldn't get hurt. He could also pull a gadget out of his utility belt of fun and knock wolverine out using gas or what not.
     
  16. moraldeficiency Maxwell's Demon

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    But wolverine connecting=dead batman?
     
  17. CaptainClown Papa SPANK!!!

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    not necessarily, wolverine could kick, head but, use his elbows use his palm use shins and other ways that counter like the back of the hand. I am pretty sure if Batman saw giant claws on the guy he would know to not get hit from his fists, everything else should be fine
     
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    Wolverine is pretty much immune to gas due to his healing factor.
     
  19. GL1 It's pronounced "glee"

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    Wait, so Batman is unable to dodge and block Wolverine's attacks? Does Wolverine have superspeed now?

    Besides, both teams have people that could waste Wolverine and Batman on ACCIDENT.
     
  20. TheCorpulent1 SHAZAM!

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    Wolverine has every power now. What, are you new here?
     
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    Yes, Wolverine has low level superspeed. He can move and react somewhat faster than the fastest non super powered human. He is also more coordinated than a normal human.
     
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    Does Cyclops have super speed too? If not how is it that he has been able to dodge and counter Wolverine?
     
  23. The Leaguer Avenger

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    Because the X-Men f***ing suck.
     
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    While Cyclops doesn't have superspeed all he has to do is look at someone to hit them. If he sees them he automatically hits them assuming that his visor is open at the time.
     
  25. Flash Facts Civilian

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    What does that have to do with him dodging and countering Wolverine in a hand to hand fight?
     

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