John Jacob Jingle-Lounger Schmidt

[CConn]

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That would be worse than a Rosie O'Donnell sextape.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Your signature makes me want to spit on you.

why? because you can't come up with anything original by the way of self expression?

 

[CConn]

What does it say? He's on my ignore list.

thatbellybuttondon'tbuttonmybellybutIgotzipsonmyhi psfordancingonalienshipssoholdontightIwillbescoopi ngupdogsh***talkingdatipodtinnitusjamandtakingthed eadlyboozefromdahandofdamancauseIamdaonewhomocksth eonewhostalkstheonewhodiscoversthemonstersinlochsI amthesumofthedumbthebumwhowalks!

If you look real closely, you can spot "my signature is stupid" spelled out right in the middle.

 

[CConn]

why? because you can't come up with anything original by the way of self expression?

I've never spit on someone before.

It would be totally original for me.

 

[The Squirrel]

I don't want to look that closely.

 

[SpideyInATree]

why? because you can't come up with anything original by the way of self expression?

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what it is.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

If you look real closely, you can spot "my signature is stupid" spelled out right in the middle.

that...is...supposed to be...what?....a joke? seriously? hahahahaha ahahahahaha
ahhhhhhhh, thank you, oh thank you thank you thank you thank you, hahaha.

 

[WalkingDeadMike]

lol

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

That would be worse than a Rosie O'Donnell sextape.

She has a sextape?

*googles*

 

[CConn]

I think I've unintentionally upset thebum.

I'm pleased with myself now.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Yeah, that's EXACTLY what it is.

aw, go make some friends in the real world.

 

[CConn]

She has a sextape?

*googles*

A not the.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

I think I've unintentionally upset thebum.

I'm pleased with myself now.

no, you've restored my faith in the belief that you are really not funny, but you tried, you did try, instead of posting up some meme, so I will give you props for that.

 

[Lunar_Wolf]

I demand to see it, so I can edit it with the Benny Hill theme.

 

[CConn]

no, you've restored my faith in the belief that you are really not funny, but you tried, you did try, instead of posting up some meme, so I will give you props for that.

Oh well. My ego will just have to fall back on those "you are the light of my life" comments I get weekly.

 

[SpideyInATree]

aw, go make some friends in the real world.

I will with your mother.

Yeah, I said it.

 

[CConn]

I don't quite get where all this anger is coming from.

It's like an ethnic's childhood all over again.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Oh well. My ego will just have to fall back on those "you are the light of my life" comments I get weekly.

you're talking about your relationship, right? well this is the way someone people court around here...

Oh well.
i'll stop there.
Nooooooo!!!!! he can have anyone else, he can be with that other chick for all i caaaare!!! But not her!!!! Because, I like every other single bozo on here, fancy her!!!! But I am the boss!!!! What I say goes!!!! what I want I get!!! I am a groomed usurper, a spoiled, good looking educated man who is used to getting what he wants when he wants it, and am i surrounded by enough sycophantic minions who will bow to my bidding that I can brainwash my way to getting what I want!!!!
Yesssss!!! My cult!! My will!! My world!!!
I am not a dictaor, but if *anyone* says anything bad about me, I will crush them.
To my dying breath I will crush them.

 

[CConn]

you're talking about your relationship, right? well this is the way someone people court around here...

Oh well.
i'll stop there.
Nooooooo!!!!! he can have anyone else, he can be with that other chick for all i caaaare!!! But not her!!!! Because, I like every other single bozo on here, fancy her!!!! But I am the boss!!!! What I say goes!!!! what I want I get!!! I am a groomed usurper, a spoiled, good looking educated man who is used to getting what he wants when he wants it, and am i surrounded by enough sycophantic minions who will bow to my bidding that I can brainwash my way to getting what I want!!!!
Yesssss!!! My cult!! My will!! My world!!!
I am not a dictaor, but if *anyone* says anything bad about me, I will crush them.
To my dying breath I will crush them.

Who's her?

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

Who's her?

It's a parable, about the woman the boss fancies, the woman who is involved with another man, but y'know, the boss wants her, so he uses all his power of the organisation to try and destroy the relationship, so he can pick up the pieces.
A dictator, a corrupt leader who is heading for an impeachment at some point in the future.

 

[CConn]

Oh. I thought you were describing me.

 

[Thebumwhowalks]

is the mark of his brainwashed followers.

 

[CConn]

I feel as if I'm Robert Evans as you are Charles Manson with a head cold.

 

[Kahoot]

So my sister wants me to change my signature here, because she considers it a veiled reference to me and her.

My sister is very strange.

Are you twins or just sisters?

 

[CConn]

Are you twins or just sisters?

We're neither.