Jokes From Germany

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JOKES FROM GERMANY

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in
hospital.

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.


Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly
low self-esteem.

What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.

Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their
appearance has a degree of gravitas.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men
coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her
drug habit.'

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
 
Those were awesome. I actually laughed out loud, a rarety on the net.
 
they're funny because they're not funny LOL
 
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out
and runs away.
One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.


Hahaha:woot:
 
german.jpg
 
This explains why my ex-girlfriend was such a stoneheart.
 
When I was in Germany, a saleswoman at some weird set-up shop was laughing about this witch doll she had, and kept trying to say, "witch," to my family in english.
 
I am shocked by the lack of Hitler, german shepherds, and body building jokes.
 
Did Jourmugand write those jokes?

jag
 
Well if everyone in the world accuses you of producing the most evil regime in the history of the planet and starting a war that engulfed the entire world and knowing that they're right...

You'd be a bit downbeat, wouldn't you?
 

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