Just a Simple Joke

[JewishHobbit]

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was fast as hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,
the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity
came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started
searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost
everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't
have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES".

 

[JLBats]

...Wait a sec, wait a sec...

Are you saying Jesus and Satan cybered?

 

[Gamma Ray]

I thought this would be a Microsoft joke.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Eh, it was just something I got on email on. I thought it was cute, so I shared.

 

[U.S War Machine]

Ha thats a good one

 

[Danalys]

it's less funny when you work out the punchline half way through reading.

 

[November Rain]

*groans*

 

[Batty for Bats!]

*moans* "Yeah, that's the way I like it"

Jokes kinda old, and yeah, Danalys already pointed out most could foresee the ending. That takes away from the funny.

 

[Red]

...I don't get it...

 

[Harlekin]

Heh, that was pretty funny.

 

[Indiglo]

Somone draw me a picture.

 

[Kessel Day]

funny but i liked the scientist v. God joke better

 

[Daisy]

I liked it.

 

[LEX]

That was quite funny. Gave me a good chuckle.

 

[Danalys]

Somone draw me a picture.

 

[Indiglo]

Thank you.

 

[Danalys]

it was pre drawn but apropriate i think.

 

[Green Lantern]

Jesus saves... but Budha invests...

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I wanna play Jesus in counter strike

 

[Spider-Gamer]

I wanna play Jesus in counter strike

That would be interesting!

 

[Drakon]

You got a laugh out of me.

 

[Iron Man™]

...lmao.

 

[MLX]

That was...funny.

 

[Bad Superman]

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly, God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused.
They faxed.
They e-mailed.
They e-mailed with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs.
They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was fast as hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,
the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity
came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started
searching frantically, screaming: "It's gone! It's all GONE! "I lost
everything when the power went out!"

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed.
"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't
have any?"

God just shrugged and said, "JESUS SAVES".

 

[Darthphere]

Heh.