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Kainedamo's Harmless Butt-Squeezing

Which would you prefer?

  • I am male and would prefer Kainedamo to call me a "f**"

  • I am male and would prefer Kainedamo to squeeze my rump

  • I am female and would prefer Kainedamo to call me a "d***"

  • I am female and would prefer Kainedamo to squeeze my caboose

  • I'd rather squeeze Kainedamo's ass and not run away

  • Wilhelm popped his poll cherry on THIS?


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Wilhelm-Scream

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Wait for the poll, n00bs. :whatever:


- Discussion Points
  • Which way would you prefer to be violated by Kainedamo?
  • Which way would you consider to be the most "harmless"?
  • Which way would you prefer to see him violate your Mother/Sister/Girlfriend?
 
I vote "pull a gun on him before he gets too close"
 
Wilhelm reaaaaaaallly popped his poll cherry on this one
 
Kaindamo is one creepy fellow
Waiting outside my window to say hello
I try to stop him from squeezing my butt
He says call him dirty, say he's a mutt
Oh Kaindamo please don't touch me
And definately don't touch by boo--tee

-fin
 
LOFL! I knew this thread was coming, I just never expected Wilhelm to be the one to do it.

jag
 
So I guess with this poll, Wil's officially a man. :o
 
They grow up so fast. :csad:

One day he's talking Randor and hot **** DJ Tanner with muscles, then all of a sudden kaindamo is squeezing his butt. Ah...life.
 
My day isn't complete without being called a screaming f** at least once.
 
My first time wasn't that good.
There was no response, it was over before I knew it, and I thought Mee's poem was gonna be so magical but it just laid there. :csad:
 
I blame the parents.
 
Wait for the poll, n00bs. :whatever:


- Discussion Points
  • Which way would you prefer to be violated by Kainedamo?
  • Which way would you consider to be the most "harmless"?
  • Which way would you prefer to see him violate your Mother/Sister/Girlfriend?
Jeez, your one sick bastard.

I can just imagine you sitting behind your comp, with one hand down your pants, fantasizing about Kainedamo having his way with you. Please, there are many other message boards on the world wide web that cater to sickos such as yourself...i'd rather not read about your illness here.:cmad:

This message has been approved by Dick Cheney
:woot:
 
Yeah, let me make clear, I made this poll because I was dumbfounded today when Kaine "watch you while you pee"-damo said that a person should be arrested for calling someone else a "f**".....and then went on to delight us with tales of his "cute, harmless" unsolicited groping of female strangers in a public place.

In....Seattle reality at least, in fact you're perfectly free to call someone a "f**", but you can be locked up for squeezing a stranger's rear end.
:huh:


So, I had hoped to give him an idea of how, normal people would rate the "harmless"-factor as far as using a verbal slur vs. physically grabbing someone's sensitive part below the waist against their will.
 
Yeah, let me make clear, I made this poll because I was dumbfounded today when Kaine "watch you while you pee"-damo said that a person should be arrested for calling someone else a "f**".....and then went on to delight us with tales of his "cute, harmless" unsolicited groping of female strangers in a public place.

In....Seattle reality at least, in fact you're perfectly free to call someone a "f**", but you can be locked up for squeezing a stranger's rear end.
:huh:


So, I had hoped to give him an idea of how, normal people would rate the "harmless"-factor as far as using a verbal slur vs. physically grabbing someone's sensitive part below the waist against their will.

I voted that I wanted kainedaimo to squeeze my ass :csad:

And I voted to squeeze his :csad:
 
I've been banned from many a bar for squeezing so many booty.....okay slapping it...hard...:ninja:


So I'm going with a bottle of Jameson and squeeze. :csad: *cringe*
 
I've been banned from many a bar for squeezing so many booty.....okay slapping it...hard...:ninja:


So I'm going with a bottle of Jameson and squeeze. :csad: *cringe*

You're so easy...they call you E-Z T-Z :dry:
 
So, does he go for the one and done or is it a 2 handed squish?


Wait...nevermind. :csad:
 
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