Katy Perry Thread: 3rd Times a Charm

[Crook]

Attempt #1

How old is your sis that she'd say such a ridiculous thing?

*prays this half-assed attempt at figuring out her legal status...works*

*prays this half-assed attempt at figuring out her legal status...works*

Attempt #2

you have a real sister? no wonder you like selena gomez and co so much. they're the same age as your sister and she makes you watch disney with her

As real as Terry78's sister. I have two sister's actually. One is 29 and the other is 16.

Thanks CC. Knew you'd pull through in record time.

 

[Catman]

 

[ComicChick]

 

[Catman]

ComicChick, don't make me post those pics of you making out with Holly.

 

[ComicChick]

they only exist in your mind catman

 

[DarkReflections]

proof or they dont exist catman.

 

[Catman]

Proof!

 

[DarkReflections]

i dont know if i should trust that link...

 

[katie_girl09]

She's okay. But like I said before, a lot of you guys wouldn't be fawning over her if she didn't have the boobs. She's nothing special otherwise imo. I also think Zooey is better looking.

Oh, I love to even out the testosterone a little bit.

 

[Catman]

a lot of you guys wouldn't be fawning over her if she didn't have the boobs.

The boobs are a bonus! Boobs aside, she's an extra Zoey Deschanel. And a younger one too. So, we'd be into her just as much.

 

[DarkReflections]

i think zooey is hot too. imo shes very underrated both look wise and talent wise.

 

[Crook]

She's okay. But like I said before, a lot of you guys wouldn't be fawning over her if she didn't have the boobs. She's nothing special otherwise imo. I also think Zooey is better looking.

Oh, I love to even out the testosterone a little bit.

I wouldn't be into any of the girls I liked if I knew they had a "package" down there, but let's not dwell on "what if's"...

 

[Catman]

i think zooey is hot too. imo shes very underrated both look wise and talent wise.

Zoey is awesome! But she is pushing 30. Katy is 23. So, once Zoey gets a little too old we always have Katy as back-up.

 

[DarkReflections]

Zoey is awesome! But she is pushing 30. Katy is 23. So, once Zoey gets a little too old we always have Katy as back-up.

so what if shes pushing 30! shes still hot no matter what. whats with you and younger chicks catman? its a bit disturbing.

 

[Catman]

so what if shes pushing 30! shes still hot no matter what.

She's hot now. Will she be when she's 40 or 50? We'll see. Either way she is a cool down to Earth girl so she'll always be hot in that respect.

 

[katie_girl09]

Zoey is awesome! But she is pushing 30. Katy is 23. So, once Zoey gets a little too old we always have Katy as back-up.

Because women are perfectly interchangeable objects. Its just like how people need back-up wives, right?

I wouldn't be into any of the girls I liked if I knew they had a "package" down there, but let's not dwell on "what if's"...

...

You're weird.

 

[Go Web Go!]

I have two sister's actually. One is 29 and the other is 16.

HMMMMM!

 

[Steel Thunder]

she's meh

 

[Catman]

HMMMMM!

Don't you work at T-Mobile in Doral? Well, look behind you. There she is!

 

[jaymes_e06]

Hell yeah, a Katy Perry Thread!

 

[Go Web Go!]

Don't you work at T-Mobile in Doral? Well, look behind you. There she is!

I don't, but I'll make sure to stop by.

 

[Catman]

Hell yeah, a Katy Perry Thread!

The Speakeasy Katy Perry thread. If the mods ever come in here we'll change the subject back to my sister. And here's a Katy Perry pic for you, my good man:

I don't, but I'll make sure to stop by.

Too bad I lied, Mr. AT&T employee.

 

[Go Web Go!]

Sunnuva.

I don't know where you got the idea that I work for a cellphone carrier though.

 

[DarkReflections]

The Speakeasy Katy Perry thread. If the mods ever come in here we'll change the subject back to my sister.

do you ever think about what your about to type?

 

[PyroChamber]

do you ever think about what your about to type?

I think we all know the answer to that.