Kid Killer Gets Nintendo Wii To Prevent Suicide

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

England's 34 year-old Ian Huntley has been sentenced to life in prison for murder of two 10 year-old girls back in 2002. Since being incarcerated, Huntley has tried to kill himself three times. So, to keep him from killing himself, tax players are apparently picking up the tab for a Nintendo Wii that Huntley can play in his private cell. According to an unnamed jail source:

Huntley has been asking for a Wii for months... When he moved to Frankland in February he was given a Nintendo Game Cube - but after only a few weeks he began complaining it was out of date... Management are desperate to stop him going though with threats he's made to kill himself and by giving him a Wii they believe they can take his mind away from harming himself in any way.

Huntley's private cell also boasts a television and a CD player. Keep in mind: This info comes from an unnamed source so it could very well be false.

http://kotaku.com/5047000/kid-killer-gets-nintendo-wii-to-prevent-suicide

 

[Jennifer Walters]

 

[Mentok]

News story is fake.

 

[November Rain]

prisoners live a better lifestlye than i do...

free board, water, food, gym membership, social events, pool.

it's not very long now until prisoners get to drink alcohol, i mean they get drugs in jail anyway...

no wonder so many people aspire to get locked up....

 

[The Bruce]

So they give a him GC. With Wired Controllers? He could kill himself with that? Or use the wiimote to beat the prison guard and escape?

 

[Spidey-Bat]

prisoners live a better lifestlye than i do...

Except you have that thing called freedom

 

[CantThinkOfAName]

prisoners live a better lifestlye than i do...

free board, water, food, gym membership, social events, pool.

it's not very long now until prisoners get to drink alcohol, i mean they get drugs in jail anyway...

no wonder so many people aspire to get locked up....

Yeah, plus they don't even need to go through that awkward conversation with the girlfriend the first time you ask about anal.

 

[Raiden]

Except you have that thing called freedom

But they also don't have to pay for rent, food, nor taxes.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

But they also don't have to pay for rent, food, nor taxes.

I'm sure that comforts them when they're getting raped in the ass.

 

[Raiden]

I'm sure that comforts them when they're getting raped in the ass.

Well, they have to pay for their crime in some way, right?

 

[amazingfantasy15]

prisoners live a better lifestlye than i do...

free board, water, food, gym membership, social events, pool.

it's not very long now until prisoners get to drink alcohol, i mean they get drugs in jail anyway...

no wonder so many people aspire to get locked up....

They already do, it's called toilet wine.

Only real drawback is that whole ass rape.

 

[Why Are You Crouching Spock?]

Some of them like getting there ass pounded or get to like it.

 

[Timstuff]

In America, we wouldn't have had this problem since we'd have just given that bastard the death sentence.