Ladies: If you were a man, how would you approach a girl.

[JLBats]

Then sad piano music would play.......and I'd just sit there, sipping my chocolate milk, pondering what could have been

This summer... Meatbag Mountain.

 

[Equint77]

I'd respond to this, but it would invariably lead to me later being quoted out of context and construations of homosexuality

in that thread there'd be no winners... just losers.

 

[Equint77]

you guys really pulled all the stops out... we're going back to using the word coochie now.

god I love this place.

 

[Ronny Shade]

For some reason I read this as "dude called me a coochie la mayo" which is just creepy.

lol wow

 

[Ronny Shade]

you guys really pulled all the stops out... we're going back to using the word coochie now.

god I love this place.

who doesn't?

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Coochie La Mayo sounds like the name of some Latin hooker


.....




speaking of which, I hate Charro.........she irks me

 

[Tsunulia]

So are the girls sposd to be in here saying somn?

 

[Ronny Shade]

So are the girls sposd to be in here saying somn?

yes. How do we get in your pants?

 

[Superman4ever]

Coochie La Mayo sounds like the name of some Latin hooker
.....

speaking of which, I hate Charro.........she irks me

But, when she was on Pee Wee's Playhouse (the Christmas special) y'know you wanted to...!

 

[Superman4ever]

yes. How do we get in your pants?

LMAO!

 

[Equint77]

thinking about charro naked makes me wanna puke.

 

[JLBats]

yes. How do we get in your pants?

Yes, and be descriptive.

 

[Tsunulia]

yes. How do we get in your pants?

If you can avoid my punches, kicks, headbutts, and assortment of blades and find a way to shut me up and keep me still, you just simply unzip them. Duh.

 

[Superman4ever]

Yes, and be descriptive.

Yes, and add the word 'bad boy' every now and then.

 

[JLBats]

If you can avoid my punches, kicks, headbutts, and assortment of blades and find a way to shut me up and keep me still, you just simply unzip them. Duh.

Non-illegal was prefered

 

[ges681]

If you can avoid my punches, kicks, headbutts, and assortment of blades and find a way to shut me up and keep me still, you just simply unzip them. Duh.

Some people like it rough

 

[Superman4ever]

If you can avoid my punches, kicks, headbutts, and assortment of blades and find a way to shut me up and keep me still, you just simply unzip them. Duh.

Oh, you are not pulling any-stops are you? You tease! What else...what else?

*fidgets, and anxiously waits for a response*

 

[Childlike Wild]

You should all get ****es. They're only slightly more used than a lot of what ya'll drool over in bars.

...And probably cheaper in the long run.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

"...there, on the deck, beneath the chattering of the gulls and the intoxicating glow of the moon, Charro's velvety moustache, interlaced with my own..."

 

[Superman4ever]

You should all get ****es. They're only slightly more used than a lot of what ya'll drool over in bars.

...And probably cheaper in the long run.

I don't drink! But if I saw you in a mall...baby, watch out!

 

[Equint77]

"...there, on the deck, beneath the chattering of the gulls and the intoxicating glow of the moon, Charro's velvety moustache, interlaced with my own..."

was that before you caressed her hairy forearm?

barf.

 

[Tsunulia]

Oh, you are not pulling any-stops are you? You tease! What else...what else?

*fidgets, and anxiously waits for a response*

Just make sure you don't have a lit cigarette when you finish. I can think of a lot places to put it out.

 

[Jplaya2023]

You should all get ****es. They're only slightly more used than a lot of what ya'll drool over in bars.

...And probably cheaper in the long run.

taken straight from the male gospel

I have made the calculation for many married man; divide all the cash you've ever spent from the first date to the last lawyer's bill and alimony payment, and don't forget to include all that furniture and vacations you would have never gone for if it hadn't been for the wife. Then divide by all the orgasms she's given you. You wouldn't believe the price some guys pay to be with a pig; $500.00 for a swine an ugly bullfrog faced POS. Imagine what $500 could buy you on the open market. Quite a few friends have blown up in a rage at me when I make this calculation for them...they can't handle the reality of their own stupidity.


I have always said this. The problem is that most men look at the matter in the short run rather than in the long run. A hooker is more expensive than a date, true, but when you've done with your marriage and you're looking at a divorce bill that totals in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, just think then of the kind of party ***** you could have bought with your hard earned dough. And you wouldn't have had to settle for some butterface with a spreading ass either, some soccer mom with no elegance or femininity.

Let's do the math. 2 decent mid-priced ****es a week - $250/week (that's if you know where to look) - $1000/month - $12,000/year - $120,000 for 10 years of quality smashing.
Sounds a lot cheaper than a wife, even without divorce ass-raping. I have known men with ugly fat wives that looked like the Terrible Mr. Toad from the Wind in the Willows that spent $300,000.00 in 10 years on them and were lucky to get one nut a month. Imaging the top flight call girls they could have ****ed for that money.

chuuuuuuuuuuuch

 

[Superman4ever]

"...there, on the deck, beneath the chattering of the gulls and the intoxicating glow of the moon, Charro's velvety moustache, interlaced with my own..."

"...I knew this couldn't last, a woman like her, a loner like me...it couldn't last, and the vampires were not far behind. So I held her closer, tighter, everlasting..."

 

[ges681]

Just make sure you don't have a lit cigarette when you finish. I can think of a lot places to put it out.

Dont mess with Texas