Guys, would you commit a crime if......

[C. Lee]

If you do something like that just to get laid, obviously you're not getting it enough on your own.

Truer words were never spoken.

 

[C. Lee]

Ever seen Body Heat, The Postman Always Rings Twice or Double Indemnity?

I would do it.

Uh...the dudes wound up dead or in jail...not worth it to me.

 

[Ronny Shade]

Truer words were never spoken.

Yet that doesn't make the question any less valid.


Especially around these parts.

 

[JLBats]

Uh...the dudes wound up dead or in jail...not worth it to me.

Oh, yeah

 

[C. Lee]

So was Aunt Petunia's

Thank God for Aunt P...he/she will provide us jokes for years to come.

 

[Morg]

Nope, I wouldn't, oddly enough my ex did ask me once and I refuse, nothing major just a little crime actually

 

[Morg]

Thank God for Aunt P...he/she will provide us jokes for years to come.

and nightmares for the poor suckers that believe 'her'

 

[Sandman138]

you mean like if she was 15?

How did people miss the brilliance of this? It had me on the floor for a full minute. It deserves an applause.

 

[Joker]

Money yes. Sex maybe, depending on the amount. Sex and money, of course. And there's no limit to what I would do, depending on the amount I was being paid. I would make a really good mercenary...

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Im not sure what i would do.

 

[Lantern Venom]

..if a pretty girl, use whatever fanstasy of your perfect girl and she ask you to do a crime in exchange sex and/or money would you be willing to do it?
Is there a line of what crime you wouldn't do? Murder? rape? assault?

If she asked me to commit a crime, that would disqualify her from the "dream girl" category.

 

[Clouseau]

perhaps it depends on what the crime is... i can think of one i've broken in the name of sex before, but that's not to say that there's a long list of crimes i'd actually be willing to commit, either...

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

Yes I would.

Sex/Money > fakish levels of state control on wealth and happiness respectably.

 

[MagicPrime]

Is kicking someone's arse a crime?

 

[Dredg]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay sex

 

[Caliber]

..if a pretty girl, use whatever fanstasy of your perfect girl and she ask you to do a crime in exchange sex and/or money would you be willing to do it?
Is there a line of what crime you wouldn't do? Murder? rape? assault?

I wouldn't commit a crime just to have sex or get paid. If a girl doesn't like me or want to have sex with me on her own free will then its something I don't want.

 

[Addendum]

I will commit a crime if anyone bothers me when I'm eating, or ****s with the food on my plate as I'm eating.

 

[Space Moose]

Of course, my horse!

 

[SpideyInATree]

Depends on what type of crime it would be. And if it is my perfect dream girl asking me to do it I'd highly question it because my perfect dream girl would never ask me to commit a crime to have sex with her...she'd just have sex with me without having to do anything.