Ladies: If you were a man, how would you approach a girl.

[Superman4ever]

Just make sure you don't have a lit cigarette when you finish. I can think of a lot places to put it out.

Oh, more!

 

[JLBats]

taken straight from the male gospel



chuuuuuuuuuuuch

I always wonder what kind of people write these things. Did they have two parents growing up? Would they have liked two parents if they didn't?

It just seems like the cynicism present in such things is over-wrought and stupid. Placing sex above all else in every relationship seems, I don't know, pretty lame

Oh, sorry, I mean supa awesome, ghetto nikka.

 

[Jplaya2023]

I always wonder what kind of people write these things. Did they have two parents growing up? Would they have liked two parents if they didn't?

It just seems like the cynicism present in such things is over-wrought and stupid. Placing sex above all else in every relationship seems, I don't know, pretty lame

Oh, sorry, I mean supa awesome, ghetto nikka.

Keep living

 

[Superman4ever]

Oh, sorry, I mean supa awesome, ghetto nikka.

Hhhooooddddyyyy yyyuuuuuuuuuuu!

 

[The Last Meatbag]

......uhh











fer shizzle....

 

[Tsunulia]

Oh, more!

And don't turn your back on me when you think I'm asleep. And keep a light on for your own safety

 

[Superman4ever]

And don't turn your back on me when you think I'm asleep. And keep a light on for your own safety

No--no! Don't turn your back on me when you think I'm asleep my glourious tiger-flower!

 

[jaguarr]

And don't turn your back on me when you think I'm asleep. And keep a light on for your own safety

jag

 

[Equint77]

here's a good line for the ladies.

"girl you have some great DSL and I ain't talking about broadband".

 

[Superman4ever]

......uhh


fer shizzle....

...mi nizzel, holla @ D...O dubl ****LE...

 

[Jplaya2023]

here's a good line for the ladies.

"girl you have some great DSL and I ain't talking about broadband".

isnt that fabolous?

 

[Tsunulia]

No--no! Don't turn your back on me when you think I'm asleep my glourious tiger-flower!

Rest assured, you'll never leave my sight

 

[Abaddon]

Oh, more!

thats such a sleazy smiley.

 

[Tsunulia]

thats such a sleazy smiley.

Give it a cigar and it would look like Groucho Marx.

 

[Superman79]

I have just waded through 4 pages of this thread and still have no clue what the hell is going on...

 

[Tsunulia]

Neither do we.

 

[Abaddon]

Give it a cigar and it would look like Groucho Marx.

it'd need a mustache too.

 

[Superman79]

Neither do we.

Long as it's not just me...

 

[Sensi]

i would dress up like elvis and say ..Heellloooooo Baaaabbbyyyy

 

[Tsunulia]

i would dress up like elvis and say ..Heellloooooo Baaaabbbyyyy

If a guy came up to me and did that, he better start running ELVIS IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ronny Shade]

ever since he was reanimated, yes, he is.

 

[Sensi]

If a guy came up to me and did that, he better start running ELVIS IS EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i personally would have to laugh and walk quickly away .. hehehe

 

[tzarinna]

This could've been so much better

 

[Superman4ever]

This could've been so much better

No, not really, but you're welcome to try -- Go 4 IT!

"...there, on the deck, beneath the chattering of the gulls and the intoxicating glow of the moon, Charro's velvety moustache, interlaced with my own..."

"...I knew this couldn't last, a woman like her, a loner like me...it couldn't last, and the vampires were not far behind. So I held her closer, tighter, everlasting..."

You could finish the story...

 

[tzarinna]

I'm too tired