Late Night Hype w/ DarkSentinel & ETM - Part 1

[Reek]

No one? .... *Mumbles* Someone is sooo getting filthy mop water in the face...

 

[Reek]

You all have some weird ass impressions about me...

His name is Clint, and he likes to dress as an Oompa Loompa. And I've forbidden all leg humping after what he did to Clippy's fiancée.

yea, so. yea everything that was just said in ^ that post isn't true.

 

[Superman 1265]

Dr. Jan Itor!

 

[Superwoman Prime]

Who's the next guest?

 

[DarkSentinel]

yea, so. yea everything that was just said in ^ that post isn't true.

It's totally true.

Totes magotes, bruh.

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm sure some of the things about DarkSentinel are being exaggerated, but that's part of being a legend around here right?

 

[Reek]

oh they are true. he was born with one red eye, a tail, and claws.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Okay, DS. I'm here. I can stick around for 40 minutes or so, before I need to turn in. Let's get cracking.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sorry, man. Probably best we do this tomorrow night. Tonight is a time of high stress. My ulcers are getting ulcers.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Sorry, bad internet connection

But now...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN....From Studio 42-O, THIS is LATE NIGHT HYPE!!!

Thank you thank you, ladies, gentlemen, Clippy, Sawyer, etc....tonight is a very special show. Tonight is the Hype Deathmatch Finale Special BUT, since CC is "working" hehe we get someone a smidgen cooler than yo daddy...everyone give it up for JJJ's Ulcer!!!!

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Triple J, great to have you on the show! So, you've done a couple of these Deathmatches here and there before, who has been your favorite opponent so far?

 

[DarkSentinel]

DAMMIT!!!

Tomorrow night it is then

 

[Reek]

 

[Duran Man]

Hahaha!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Foiled by bad internet. Curses upon technology!!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Roose Bolton how are you you flay-crazy sick bastard? How's Westeros?

 

[Roose Bolton]

1. Apathetic to human suffering.
2. Getting cold.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

1. Apathetic to human suffering.
2. Getting cold.

Westeros sounds... Kinda like NYC.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Only with a lower crime rate.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Could it be that a particular season is on the approach?

What sort of human suffering are you most apathetic to?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Only with a lower crime rate.

It's probably that whole "cut off a head at the drop of a hat" policy. Seriously, like not even the horses are immune to that.

 

[Reek]

yes summer is the coldest of seasons

 

[Roose Bolton]

1, Yeah, lousy Smarch weather.

2, find a medical dictionary and look up "ceiling fan" and "face".

 

[Roose Bolton]

It's probably that whole "cut off a head at the drop of a hat" policy. Seriously, like not even the horses are immune to that.

9/10 if there's a murder or sexual assault, it's the horses that are behind it.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

9/10 if there's a murder or sexual assault, it's the horses that are behind it.

Horses really are the worst kind of people.

So how did your son end up all copulated in the cranium? I mean, I kinda get being apathetic to suffering, but your boy... Damn, that kid seems to REALLY enjoy it.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Well, blame his mother for Vapeing during pregnancy. It can cause serious developmental problems in children.