Late Night Hype w/ DarkSentinel & ETM - Part 1

[Reek]

it feels great, Cotton. I was told to vote for JJJ in an attempt at reverse psychology, but that ended with flayed Boltons and pie.

 

[Piper Maru]

That sounds intense!

Cory, how did you prepare for the Hype! Deathmatch Finale with JJJ's Ulcer?

 

[Reek]

That sounds intense!

Cory, how did you prepare for the Hype! Deathmatch Finale with JJJ's Ulcer?

well. lets call a spade a spade... I spent a majority of my time raping midgets from china who oddly had a weird understanding of algebra.

 

[Piper Maru]

That sounds exhausting!

Cory, do you have any tips for future Hype! Deathmatch competitors?

 

[Reek]

That sounds exhausting!

Cory, do you have any tips for future Hype! Deathmatch competitors?

Randomly look at the currently online users list. copy paste the names... and mass PM.

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm sure future Hype! Deathmatchers will be happy to follow that advice!

Thanks for the Late Night Hype Interview Cory.

 

[DarkSentinel]

WHO HIJACKED MY SHOW?! CLINT!! GET YOUR ASS OUTTA CLIPPY'S BOX DAMMIT, WE HAVE A SITUATION!!!

 

[Piper Maru]

I'm afraid Brutus can't help you DarkSentinel, you made him drink too much Two Buck Chuck. He's passed out on your couch with leftover pizza from Papa Johns.

 

[Reek]

Ha, as if Brutus would drink two dollar wine.

 

[DarkSentinel]

His name is Clint, and he has very fine taste.

 

[Reek]

My midget does not sow.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Since when do YOU have a midget?

 

[Reek]

were you high when you asked that question?

 

[Piper Maru]

Chances are that he is high. Him and Brutus smoked a bowl and now have an insatiable craving for Doritos and cheap beer.

 

[Reek]

and.... pie.

 

[DarkSentinel]

a. Yes

b. Only Guinness if I'm gonna drink beer.

c. It wouldn't be a party without pie.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Just for kicks and giggles...this might be the new theme song of LNH come the season premiere

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Where are the damned singing cats?

 

[DarkSentinel]

They're doing some stupid play.

 

[DarkSentinel]

One of em got cut from the cast though.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

They're doing some stupid play.

Ironically the play is called "DOGS".