Least Rocking Lyrics Of Rock!

[DBella]

Dbella, did you know that you're featured in part two of Three Times A Lady: A Darren Daring Adventure as a male prostitute?

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showthread.php?t=255884

Read it and see!

I did not know that prior to this bit of information. I'll go read it. A male prostitute... my dream role. Thank you, Brodie.

 

[Darren Daring]

Well, I tried to cast to type

 

[Mr Sparkle]

November Rain


When I look into your eyes
I can see a love restrained
But darlin' when I hold you
Don't you know I feel the same
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
And we both know hearts can change
And it's hard to hold a candle
In the cold November rain
We've been through this such a long long time
Just tryin' to kill the pain
But lovers always come and lovers always go
An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today
Walking away
If we could take the time to lay it on the line
I could rest my head
Just knowin' that you were mine
All mine
So if you want to love me
then darlin' don't refrain
Or I'll just end up walkin'
In the cold November rain

Do you need some time...on your own
Do you need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone
I know it's hard to keep an open heart
When even friends seem out to harm you
But if you could heal a broken heart
Wouldn't time be out to charm you

Sometimes I need some time...on my
own Sometimes I need some time...all alone
Everybody needs some time...on their own
Don't you know you need some time...all alone

And when your fears subside
And shadows still remain, ohhh yeahhh
I know that you can love me
When there's no one left to blame
So never mind the darkness
We still can find a way
'Cause nothin' lasts forever
Even cold November rain


Don't ya think that you need somebody
Don't ya think that you need someone
Everybody needs somebody
You're not the only one
You're not the only one

way to go axl....way to go.
not only is this one of the least rocking songs ever. but it has a video that had me scratching my head (or was that the headlice? the grunge look was popular back then you know) one minute they're at a wedding, then it's raining, all ****ing hell breaks loose, because all these tough biker and rocker guys apparently are afraid of messing up their big boy clothes or something, slash who I always suspected wore his hair over his face to cover his dead mongoloid eyes is the smartes of the bunch and merely ducks under a table while people are running and screaming and tiping over cakes everywhere, then....THE BRIDE IS DEAD!!!
guns and roses what the ****? why? was she and android or something, the only good thing about this video is when slash gets tired of church and just gets up like "**** this, I'm going to rock out in the desert with my conveniently nearby guitar and no amplifier for a 10 mile radius"

again....rain=dead bride, what the hell axl? what the hell?

 

[Hades]

okay, how about Pearl Jam's "jeremy"
At home, drawing pictures of mountain tops
With him on top lemin yellow sun, arms raised in a v
And the dead lay in pools of maroon below
Daddy didnt give attention
Oh, to the fact that mommy didnt care
King jeremy the wicked...oh, ruled his world...
Jeremy spoke in class today...

I mean, c'mon, that **** is EMO ad some hairgel and a few pounds and it sounds like freaking Papa Roach, the video even featured a tortured pre-pubescent dude and used those grainy filters that only really "gritty" music videos or high end pornographers use (so I've heard) and perhaps grants us a peak as to why pear jam didn't do many videos after that, because...I mean, they said it was dissapointment with the video industry.
but really....we all know it was shame.

I don't know...the song is about a young boy who shoots himself in the head during class. It was based on a true story...I think it's kind of sad.

 

[SLVRSR4]

'cause he sucks pale, hairy ass...hard?

Anyway, jag's educational Hair Metal thread just reminded me of a great one.
Remember, these guys call themselves "METAL".


White Lion - When The Children Cry

when the children cry
let them know we tried
when the children fight
let them know it ain't right
when the children pray
let them know the way
cause when the children sing
then the new world begins

and the guy has such a weird accent that "begins" actually rhymes with "sing"
"Then the new, world be- GeenGs."

That song is hilarious!t:

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

Imagine no possessions
I wonder if you can
No need for greed or hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world

You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

This song had to help some people also with give peace a chance

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I don't know...the song is about a young boy who shoots himself in the head during class. It was based on a true story...I think it's kind of sad.

that's cuz you're a *****! it doesn't matter if it's "sad" it's about it "not rocking" and unless by rocking you mean Vedder's quasi-epileptic seizure in the video, the song surely doesn't rock.

 

[Kaleb]

im going to walk in this thread post these least rocking lyrics and walk out.

Pat Benatar - Hit Me With Your Best Shot


Well youre the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Thats o.k., lets see how you do it
Put up your dukes, lets get down to it!
Hit me with your best shot!
Why dont you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

You come on with a come on, you dont fight fair
But thats o.k., see if I care!
Knock me down, its all in vain
Ill get right back on my feet again!

Hit me with your best shot!
Why dont you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

Well youre the real tough cookie with the long history
Of breaking little hearts, like the one in me
Before I put another notch in my lipstick case
You better make sure you put me in my place

Hit me with your best shot!
Come on, hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!

Hit me with your best shot!
Why dont you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!






I will leave it at that.......*walks away*

 

[Mr Sparkle]

"Hit me with your best shot!
Why dont you hit me with your best shot!
Hit me with your best shot!
Fire away!"

Pat Benatar was a filthy **** LMAO.

 

[Hades]

that's cuz you're a *****! it doesn't matter if it's "sad" it's about it "not rocking" and unless by rocking you mean Vedder's quasi-epileptic seizure in the video, the song surely doesn't rock.

Well they were grunge. That's what alot of grunge music was about...

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Well they were grunge. That's what alot of grunge music was about...

no

Get on the snake
With a swarm of motor flys
Get on the snake
Under the cola colored sky

Dont worry, everythings clean
Road worthy, hungry and mean

Get on the snake
Where the metal river bleeds
Get on the snake
Where you never will believe
Hey baby, whats your disease
My hearts bleeding
Im dying to leave

Get on the snake
Where the water turns to steam
Get on the snake
With a suicide machine

Dont worry, everythings clean
Road worthy, hungry and mean
Hungry and mean...
Hungry and mean...


because Soundgarden rocks....or should I say 50undg4rd3n pwnz j00!!!1111

 

[Kaleb]

Stan Bush - The Touch Lyrics


You got the touch
You got the power

After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner

You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool

You're at your best when when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter

It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground

And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all

You got the touch
You got the power

When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm

You got the heart
You got the motion

You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch

You're fightin' fire with fire
You know you got the touch

You're at your best when when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough

You got the touch
You got the power

You got the touch
You got the power



from the transformers movie , and that movie Rockstar with marky mark

 

[DBella]

November Rain



way to go axl....way to go.
not only is this one of the least rocking songs ever. but it has a video that had me scratching my head (or was that the headlice? the grunge look was popular back then you know) one minute they're at a wedding, then it's raining, all ****ing hell breaks loose, because all these tough biker and rocker guys apparently are afraid of messing up their big boy clothes or something, slash who I always suspected wore his hair over his face to cover his dead mongoloid eyes is the smartes of the bunch and merely ducks under a table while people are running and screaming and tiping over cakes everywhere, then....THE BRIDE IS DEAD!!!
guns and roses what the ****? why? was she and android or something, the only good thing about this video is when slash gets tired of church and just gets up like "**** this, I'm going to rock out in the desert with my conveniently nearby guitar and no amplifier for a 10 mile radius"

again....rain=dead bride, what the hell axl? what the hell?

Why do you have to take it so literally and why do you diss my wedding song?!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real


...et cetera infinitum ad nauseum

 

[DBella]

This one is dedicated to Mr. Wilhelm-Scream.

oh oh oh oh oh
you dont have to go
oh oh oh oh
you dont have to go
oh oh oh oh
you dont have to go

Aye ah ah ah ah Aye
All those tears i cry
Aye ah ah aye
All those tears i cry
oh oh ah aye
baby please dont go

When i read the letter you wrote me
it made me mad mad mad
when I read the words that it told me
it made me sad sad sad
but i still love you so
i cant let you go
i love you
oh baby i love you

oh oh oh oh oh oh
every breath i take
oh oh oh oh
ohh every move i make
oh baby please dont go

Ah ah ah ah ah aye
music to my soul
oh oh oh oh
you hurt me to my soul
oh oh oh oh
darling please dont go

when i read the letter you sent me
it made me mad mad mad
when i read the news that it told me
it made me sad sad sad
but i still love you so
and i cant let you go
i love you
oh baby i love you

solo

Oh oh oh oh oh oh
you dont have to go
oh oh oh oh
you dont have to go
oh oh oh oh
oh baby, Ba-by, please please please
uh uh uh uh uh uh baby
uh uh i really love you baby
oh oh oh oh oh oh darlin
ohhhhh ohhhhhhh
Oh baby i still love you so
oh baby i still love you so oh oh
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
baby, fire
oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
fire
oh oh oh oh oh
oh~! yeah
fire
oh baby i still love you so

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Mr. Plant, you are too awesome to be begging and pleading like you did in this song. If the b1tch hurt you that bad, why would you beg her not to go? That's just so un-rock-n-roll. But since you are Mr. Robert Plant and this song is just way too darn brilliant and I love it so much, I forgive you for being pathetic and whiny and needy. :heart: Btw, Mr. Plant, you sound so very sexy in this song.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

for a long time I was sure Robert Plant was gay.

 

[TheCarter]

Crawling in my skin
These wounds they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real


...et cetera infinitum ad nauseum

Hate the song, like the band
Even met them one time. Really nice guys.
Mike Shinoda and Mr Han especially

 

[The Last Meatbag]

Emo Rock.


End of mutha ****in' story


fer word.

 

[DBella]

for a long time I was sure Robert Plant was gay.

Really? Why did you think that? It's the hair, isn't it? He had such beautiful locks. :heart:

 

[Darren Daring]

Robert Plant doesn't have time to discern gender.

 

[DBella]

Robert Plant's sexuality doesn't bother me. Either way, he rocks. Besides, he's too old for me anyway.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

To me, Rock and Roll is about escapism. It’s about sex, fun, maybe black magic or drug-fueled metaphysical fantasy.

I despise “socially conscious” music. Songs can not change the world.
Does anyone think there was a sharp drop in child-beating after Suzanne Vega released “Luka”?
Does anyone think a lot of KKK members rethought their position after hearing En Vogue sing “Free Your Mind” and suffered guilt pangs when Michael Jackson declared “I’m not gonna spend my life bein’ a color.” ? Of course not.

I also hate mopey, or gross lyrics.
Rock and Roll is Mick Jagger bragging that this chick who used to give him grief is now “under his thumb”, or Robert Plant enthusiastically
informing the world that he is going to give every inch of his love to some chick.

I don't want to hear guy whining about the empty feeling when it’s last call and he “don’t have to go home but he can’t, stay, here.“ or this Mr. Bungle song I heard once which was pretty much 8 minutes of Mike Patton outing his passion for diarrhea.

So, though I know people probably won’t have the energy or inclination to participate, and this thread will wither away, I wanted to share some of my
“Least Rocking Lyrics of Rock”…..some of which will follow shortly.

What, it's not OK to make art about whatever makes you passionate? Weird attitude. You must not like much creative expression. If any.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

"I've made a commitment!"--Staind.

Seriously, Staind were never that good, but when they turned into married-with-kids rock, they crossed the line.

 

[droogiedroogie2]

Emo Rock.


End of mutha ****in' story


fer word.

Yeah, that too.

 

[Motown Marvel]

Emo Rock.

thats a bit of an oxymoron, eh?

 

[Motown Marvel]

not sure if they've been mentioned but:

white snake..."here i go again on my own, down the only road i've ever known, like a drifter who was born to walk alone..."

scorpions...."here i am, rock you like a hurricane"

so lame....though, admittedly, its my goal in life to get laid to the latter.