Leia's Lounge - Part 196

[KevanG]

We all expect writing credits on this one Ruth.

 

[Reek]

i need a name for my midget henchmen... as well as a full on gang of henchmen... I go by the name Dr. Reek. I worship an ancient idol with the face of Doc Savage called... THE CLEETUS

 

[KevanG]

How about The Seven?

 

[Reek]

yes yes that will do...

1. Midget yet to be named.
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7. Half Squirrel half chicken... the beak can be removed and used as a floatation device and he has a strong understanding of algebra and can speak Cantonese.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

The movie also needs a love triangle side-plot to entice the woman. I'm thinking they have that dude from Twilight in an abusive relationship with Zoey Daschanel but the twist is the girl is psychologically abusive to the man and he won't leave her. But then he finds friendship and solace with Anna Kendrick who's a homeless musician with a heart of gold. She's trying to earn enough money to get back into Juliard but her crippling heroin addiction causes it's own problems. Twilight dude realizes he loves Anna's character at the end of the film but it's too late because she dies from an overdose.

 

[KevanG]

Then he covers himself in glitter and blows up the house he and Zooey live in while she's singing in the shower.

That way everybody is happy.

 

[Reek]

I'll let you Stephanie Meye fans deal with that crap... I'm focusing on the Legion on BoomBoom

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

This is esentially how every major studio buids a film. Somebody writes something and then a bunch of idiots that have no idea what they are doing add unneccesary elements and do re-writes so it looks nothing like the original but it all tests well with audiences.

I'm fairly certain we are coming up with "the" big movie of 2018. We need to get this fast-tracked.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

All of this stuff is back story we never see on screen but is chronicled in spin off games, novels and comics.

 

[Ruth Fisher]

hate to break it to you all but my script is going to be classy so all your ideas are rejected. better luck next time thx

 

[Perfect Cell]

This is esentially how every major studio buids a film. Somebody writes something and then a bunch of idiots that have no idea what they are doing add unneccesary elements and do re-writes so it looks nothing like the original but it all tests well with audiences.

I'm fairly certain we are coming up with "the" big movie of 2018. We need to get this fast-tracked.

Needs to be attached to a cinematic universe of some kind. I'm thinking the Hasbro one.

 

[KevanG]

I wouldn't say much if that happened to me. Write something, they take it and mutilate it but I get $5 million or so out of it, go back to writing my stuff like that never happened but I'm rich now.

I could live with that.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Someone's writing is as immune to sarcasm and irony as their posts suggest
suggest it seems.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

All of this stuff is back story we never see on screen but is chronicled in spin off games, novels and comics.

Needs to be attached to a cinematic universe of some kind. I'm thinking the Hasbro one.

Kryp's post's goes with Brian's and how we are all gonna get rich off this thing. But Hasbro is going to really hurt us with the female demo, we need something that has broader appeal. I'm thinking we get the license for all of Nintendo's characters which gives us a lot of female characters to use.

hate to break it to you all but my script is going to be classy so all your ideas are rejected. better luck next time thx

Actually, we own your movie now. Due to fair rights use when you posted here in the lounge and we began adding to it we all became executive producers. So regardless of if you use these ideas or not we are each going to get 20%. So you're better off letting us handle it from here since we know what the people want.

 

[KevanG]

hate to break it to you all but my script is going to be classy so all your ideas are rejected. better luck next time thx

Well we still demand those writing credits.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

How about The Seven?

Snow Reek And The Mini Murder Midgets?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Unrelated, but I think the dijonnaise that has been sitting in my fridge since I moved in 2 years ago is bad. I used for my sandwich and now have really bad gas.

 

[KevanG]

Snow Reek And The Mini Murder Midgets?

A tale for the ages. Like Dwarf Fortress with...

Actually just like Dwarf Fortress.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Unrelated, but I think the dijonnaise that has been sitting in my fridge since I moved in 2 years ago is bad. I used for my sandwich and now have really bad gas.

Bad... Bad DJ!

Sharing this info isn't gonna help yur rep in some quarters around here brotha.

 

[Reek]

Dr Reek always wears a tuxedo... as do his henchmen... so it is classy.

Side note: get a hose and wash out the sand... and learn what it means to have fun.

 

[Reek]

DJ can be the wildcard henchmen... he creates explosives with expired items in his fridge... I once saw him level a building with a bad apple dipped in sour milk. Astounding, really.

 

[Perfect Cell]

Wouldn't dijonnaise have eggs in it? Two years? You're going to ****ing die.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

If DJ lives through the night I would consider it akin to a rebirth. May I suggest the new screen name Thuggy-D?

 

[C. Lee]

The movies I watched in December -

*The Big Country (1958) Gregory Peck
*Clerks II (2006) Rosario Dawson
*Horrible Bosses (2011) Jason Bateman
*The Assassins (2012) Yun-Fat Chow
*War of the Arrows (2011) Hae-il Park
Captain America: Civil War (2016) Chris Evans
XMEN: Apocalypse (2016) Michael Fassbinder
The Polar Express (2004) Tom Hanks
Princess of Mars (2009) Antonio Sabato Jr.
*Blondie (1938) Penny Singleton
*Blondie Meets the Boss (1939) Penny Singleton
*Blondie Takes a Vacation (1939) Penny Singleton
*Blondie Brings Up Baby (1939) Penny Singleton
*Blondie on a Budget (1940) Penny Singleton
*Blondie Has Servant Trouble (1940) Penny Singleton
*Blondie Plays Cupid (1940) Penny Singleton
*Blondie Goes Latin (1941) Penny Singleton
*Blondie in Society (1941) Penny Singleton
*Blondie Goes to College (1942) Penny Singleton
*Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Felicity Jones
Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) Harrison Ford
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) Mark Hamill
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (1983) Carrie Fisher
The Money Pit (1986) Tom Hanks
*A Christmas Reunion (2015) Denise Richards
*The Jungle Book (2016) Idris Elba
Red Tails (2012) Cuba Gooding Jr.
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) Felicity Jones
Frozen (2013) Kristen Bell
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000) George Clooney
Tombstone (1993) Kurt Russell
*Tomahawk (1951) Van Heflin
Rio Diablo (1993) Kenny Rogers
*Gun The Man Down (1956) James Arness
*Kickboxer: Vengeance (2016) Jean-Claude Van Damme
Now You See Me (2013) Mark Ruffalo

 

[Reek]

DJ's entire place is filled with diseases not yet discovered by man. I'm pretty sure he is what he hates... a CAT... 9 lives and all.