Leia's Lounge - Part 196

[KRYPTON INC.]

DJ's entire place is filled with diseases not yet discovered by man. I'm pretty sure he is what he hates... a CAT... 9 lives and all.

The Cats are running an experiment on a human test subject, DJ, to learn our weaknesses.

 

[Roose Bolton]

Dr Reek always wears a tuxedo... as do his henchmen... so it is classy.

Side note: get a hose and wash out the sand... and learn what it means to have fun.

Here's an idea for a script: big budget remake of The Eyes of My Mother starring Famke Jansen and Lena Heady as Lucy and Kimiko with Patrick Stewart in drag playing Francisca. Classy as all hell, 12 Oscars in the bag.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Here's an idea for a script: big budget remake of The Eyes of My Mother starring Famke Jansen and Lena Heady as Lucy and Kimiko with Patrick Stewart in drag playing Francisca. Classy as all hell, 12 Oscars in the bag.

One for Lucy, Lena, PatStew, Reek and his seven and the director. The math checks out.

 

[Reek]

Let's be honest... the only person who can direct a movie of this caliber is....

He'd understand the power of the CLEETUS idol.

 

[Marvolo]

Let's be honest... the only person who can direct a movie of this caliber is....

He'd understand the power of the CLEETUS idol.

What language would be used for the film's dialogue?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

What language would be used for the film's dialogue?

After near dead Middle Eastern languages and the tribal languages of South America... Esperanto?

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Bad... Bad DJ!

Sharing this info isn't gonna help yur rep in some quarters around here brotha.

I have a rep here?

DJ can be the wildcard henchmen... he creates explosives with expired items in his fridge... I once saw him level a building with a bad apple dipped in sour milk. Astounding, really.

You learn many useful things on the streets.

Wouldn't dijonnaise have eggs in it? Two years? You're going to ****ing die.

Nah bruh, bit gassy is all. My body has seen much worse. And it was in the fridge.

If DJ lives through the night I would consider it akin to a rebirth. May I suggest the new screen name Thuggy-D?

There is no way that name isn't already in use by at least 2 people. My guess, would be in Louisiana and Texas.

DJ's entire place is filled with diseases not yet discovered by man. I'm pretty sure he is what he hates... a CAT... 9 lives and all.

The cats can rebuild me, they have the technology.

The Cats are running an experiment on a human test subject, DJ, to learn our weaknesses.

So you're saying I'm essentially a manCATurian candidate then?

 

[Reek]

http://theoatmeal.com/misc/frame/cat_kill

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

When I die, I really hope people will think of me and say "Boy, that guy really was an annoying assh***".

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

This gas is horrible though. Really hoping it goes away by the time I get to work in the morning. Talking super bad here. Should've not put that on my sammitch.

 

[Marvolo]

This gas is horrible though. Really hoping it goes away by the time I get to work in the morning. Talking super bad here. Should've not put that on my sammitch.

Gas is probably going to be the least of your problems in the morning.

 

[Guts]

After near dead Middle Eastern languages and the tribal languages of South America... Esperanto?

And some Klingon for the Alien/Reek abduction scene.

 

[Reek]

I'd also like a signature weapon... Like a cane that is also a gun... it shoots bullets that turn into flesh eating spiders on impact. I would name it... FAT WALDA

 

[Roose Bolton]

It is basically a bullet....but it's cursed

 

[Pink Ranger]

Deej is going to fart and inadvertantly cause the first celebrity death of 2017.

 

[Reek]

The Canadian henchmen, who is very apologetic, has a dog that is also a gun.

 

[Reek]

Deej is going to fart and inadvertantly cause the first celebrity death of 2017.

I can't think of a celebrity who would go near that disaster of a human being. Maybe Gary Busey.

 

[Reek]

I see the Pink one is shooting for the funniest poster award. Fine, I'll let you have that one... I plan to win the rest... especially best pair and achievement.

OMGZ! A TRIPLE POST! EVERYONE PANIC! MAKE POSTS ABOUT THIS MOMENT IN THE GIF THREAD! SHUT THE SITE DOWN! HOLY ****!

 

[Perfect Cell]

I can't think of a celebrity who would go near that disaster of a human being. Maybe Gary Busey.

But Gary Busey can only be killed by Jake Busey, as the prophecy says.

The prophecy of Shasta McNasty.

 

[squeekness]

Deej is going to fart and inadvertantly cause the first celebrity death of 2017.

This made me laugh.

 

[Reek]

Michael J Fox can stop Jake from doing anything.

Don't fear the reaper.

 

[Reek]

We don't talk football much in here, but the USC/Penn St. game was crazy good.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Gas is probably going to be the least of your problems in the morning.

Nah, drank a cup of tea. I'm good now.

Deej is going to fart and inadvertantly cause the first celebrity death of 2017.

No celebs hanging anywhere near my hood that I know of. Maybe down by the beaches but there is a few miles between here and there so they should be fine.

I can't think of a celebrity who would go near that disaster of a human being. Maybe Gary Busey.

Busey and I go way back. He was my mentor in the crazy game.

 

[Vartha]

Having the day off is saving my ass. I can't believe how sick I still am after ten freaking days.

Heh my Daughter went to the ER last night thinking she had Galstones lol turned out to be a bad case of Gastritis. lol Yup yup takes after her ol' Man lol

 

[Vartha]

Deej is going to fart and inadvertantly cause the first celebrity death of 2017.

hahaha