The Avengers Lines of dialogue you don't want to hear the characters say. (Or maybe you do!)

[Godzilla2000]

Captain America: Could we pull over? I think I'm going to get sick

Loki: Screw the rules! I have fangirls!

 

[R_Hythlodeus]

I don't care. As long as Fury has more to do than constantly say the name of the person he adresses (before goning into a little expository monologue). I mean, I like Fury, but this grows old very fast. All these "Tony Stark, blabla!", "Dr. Selvig, blabla!" lines sound the same.

 

[shigsy2003]

Iron Man: "I can't tonight honey...I'm busy"

Thor: "By the power of Grayskull"

Captain America: "You guys are all my bit***s"

Fury: "This party's over"

Hulk: "Hulk own puny Thunder God"

 

[cherokeesam]

Black Widow to Hawkeye: "Don't worry, Clint....a little penicillin will clear that right up."

Hulk: "Hulk should not have eat all fifty beef 'n' bean burritos from Taco Bell....*urp* Hulk need to use Helicarrier potty NOWWWWWWW"

Thor: "I say thee nay!"

Tony Stark to Steve Rogers: "...I wish I knew how to quit you."

 

[Godzilla2000]

Captain America: "You guys are all my bit***s"

That actually sounds like something Nick Fury would say.

 

[Godzilla2000]

Thor: Stop! Hammer Time!

And if Odin appears at all in this movie:

Odin: Mahogany...

 

[shigsy2003]

That actually sounds like something Nick Fury would say.

Hence why I don't want to hear Cap say it

 

[Aluchak]

HULK SMASH!!!!! a

 

[Godzilla2000]

Black Widow: Michael Bay who?

 

[jonathancrane]

"Papa Spank!"...oh, wait, wrong company.
As long as there are not any terrible lines sin the "I'm the Juggernaut..." variety, I will be content.

 

[gkokujin]

Like to hear-

Thor: I would have words with thee...

Do Not Want-

Thor: its hammertime

 

[cherokeesam]

Anybody saying:

"Oh no, he dittent" about Loki (with accompanying head bob)
"Let's DO this!"


On the other hand, I perversely would like to see Loki seize control of television airwaves and broadcast: "All your base are belong to us."

 

[bored]

"Hulk think pants overrated!"

"Thor agrees!"

 

[Rain]

Cap: Taste the mighty frisbee of justice!!!!!!!

 

[bored]

Nick Fury: "Avengers, I'd like you to meet your newest member: Wolverine."

 

[Savage]

Thor: Brethren before wenches!

Not sure why but I had an image today of Hulk yelling "AWW, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET, SKEET!". Thank god they're not going with Ultimate Hulk.

...Though I probably would burst out laughing if the "HULK STRAIGHT!" scene came up. Can you imagine Evans delivering the speech about the invaders calling him a sissy? Or even "Do you think this letter stands for France?!". All scenes that would be as terrible as "I'm the Juggernaut, *****!"...and yet all scenes that would send me rolling just as much because of the sheer inappropriateness.

 

[Savage]

Anybody saying:

"Oh no, he dittent" about Loki (with accompanying head bob)
"Let's DO this!"


On the other hand, I perversely would like to see Loki seize control of television airwaves and broadcast: "All your base are belong to us."

****, I'm all for that. These are just movies to me.

 

[Godzilla2000]

On the other hand, I perversely would like to see Loki seize control of television airwaves and broadcast: "All your base are belong to us."

That would be the coolest line ever!

Nick Fury: "Avengers, I'd like you to meet your newest member: Wolverine."

I'm certain that Fox wouldn't want to hear that line in the movie either.

 

[captainrogers]

Thor: Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?.......

*shudder*
I loves ya Whedon, but please not that.....

 

[Casius--J]

As long as its not as bad as dialogue such as
"Susanne! Lets not fight"
"NO! Lets!"

urgh

 

[Lantern Venom]

Nick Fury: "Look at my team. This is almost as sweet as Topher Grace in Spiderman 3."

 

[04nbod]

Tony: (drunk) Hey Sexy Lady how about we head upstairs?
The Sexy Lady turns around
THOR!

 

[ArtTeacher]

Lines I don't want to hear:

"Thor is the strongest one there is."

"Hi, I'm Bruce Krenzler."

 

[Lord]

Nick Fury: I want to introduce your new member, Buffy.

 

[Eddie Dean]

Hulk want Freddie Prinze Jr!!!