The Avengers Lines of dialogue you don't want to hear the characters say. (Or maybe you do!)

[itchyscratch]

Fury to assembled Avengers: Now for our first team bonding excercise we're going to play a game of Hide The Sausage .....

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Captain America to assembled Avengers: Who wants to play capture the flag with Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D.?

 

[Donut]

Captain America to assembled Avengers: Who wants to play capture the flag with Nick Fury and S.H.I.E.L.D.?

Imagine a The Avengers & Call Of Duty mod t:

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Imagine a The Avengers & Call Of Duty mod t:

It would be nice to see one made in the future.

 

[Ultra Lantern]

Thor to Hulk: Calm down or I'll pound you into the ground!
Captain America: Do you want some help,Thor?
Thor: I can handle him.

 

[Bren]

Hulk sees Mjolnir lying on the ground. Thor, still aggrieved at his man-shaming in 'Hulk vs Thor', smirks but doesn't say anything.
Hulk strains, and................... lifts the hammer.

Thor growls in disgust, "I don't think we're in 616 anymore, Tony..."

 

[cherokeesam]

On their first meeting:

Thor: ...I'm Thor. (extends hand)
Tony: I'm thorry to hear that. Why don't you athk a doctor for thome muthle relacthers?
JARVIS: /rimshot

 

[Godzilla2000]

Thor: You look hammered. (To anyone he's just hit with Mjolnir.)

 

[Pinky021]

Clint: Who's the chick with the hammer?
Stark: Whoever she is I'm glad she's on our side.

I think these lines are from the The Avengers cartoon, but instead of Clint saying it, it was Pym,, I think...

 

[Pinky021]

Tony to Cap: Did you know my father? what was he like?
Cap: Just like you!...

 

[Godzilla2000]

Loki: Tell my fangirls I love them.

Black Widow (Any of these lines):

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

Thor: You look hammered. (To anyone he's just hit with Mjolnir.)

The ONLY character I can see Thor saying this to is Stark!

 

[Donut]

Thor at the end of the movie

GROUP HUG

 

[Golgo-13]

I don't want Banner to say the "your making me angry" line; ever actor that has tried to say that, other than Bixby, have butched it beyond campy...

 

[Godzilla2000]

I'm derailing my own thread for a moment to just say something really quick Bu I have to say I really love this Sig comment.

"As we grow up we don’t lose friends. We just learn who our real ones are."

It is just so true!