(Lounge is Like a) Heatwave

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Freshen yer killin' for ya, guv'nah!!

 

[Fallen Angel]

Triple J have you got it into your head we all talk like that?

I was born like 200 kilometere's from the East end.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Sod off, ya bloody Fallin' git!!! Me name's Jane and slashin's me game!!!

 

[Piper Maru]

Ah bloody hell! I've just spill mah tea and crumpets.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

The punishment for tea spillin' is me spillin' ya guts!!!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Why dontcha take a stroll up the ol' apples n' pears why dontcha?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Oh DS. You had to ruin it. Not even British stereotypes talk like that

 

[DarkSentinel]

Obviously you forget the "ENGLISH English" scene from Goldmember, Triple JJJ.

"Apples and pears" is Cockney slang for stairs you wanker.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Senty you berk.

 

[DarkSentinel]

Flerp herpety ermpethermper.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Yeah, sod off ya Dark Berk!!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Your Jason Statham impression is horrible.

 

[Fallen Angel]

Flerp herpety ermpethermper.

I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch son.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

What? This is my drunken David Cameron.

 

[Piper Maru]

Release the dingoes!

 

[DarkSentinel]

I don't speak freaky deaky Dutch son.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Man, I hate when people play telephone and then freak out on me for something I never said. Really grinds my gears and chaps my ass.

 

[Reek]

we need to keep ass chapping off the record

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

we need to keep ass chapping off the record

For the record let it be known... I like a sexy woman in assless chaps.

 

[Reek]

the chaps have no purpose at that point.

And Senty, Goldmember... is from Holland... isnt that veird? ask Greens, he'll show ya.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Psst... Someone tell Sawyer that Mads has reportedly been spotted on the set of BATMAN V. SUPERMAN.

 

[DJ_KiDDvIcIOUs]

Just been so busy lately. Barely have time to myself and now that my friends and I are starting a business it's only going to get worse before it gets better. Haven't had time for DJing, comics and posting funny crap on the Hype. I guess it's a good thing but I miss the days of me sleeping in till noon and then posting on the Hype all day. Damn DVR is almost 100% full too, just hard to find the time to watch my shows too

 

[Sawyer]

Psst... Someone tell Sawyer that Mads has reportedly been spotted on the set of BATMAN V. SUPERMAN.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Take it with a grain... Hell a boatload of salt since this movie is like the biggest rumor machine on the planet right now. That being said... Who knows?

 

[Piper Maru]

Tonight I'm watching Return Of The Living Dead, and I just can't get over this scene lol.

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