chintai80
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It is the year 2099 AD:
Disney Studios has decimated the entertainment landscape and rules with an iron gauntlet.
In a desperate bid, the last surviving remnants of Warner Bros Studios sends a cyborg back in time to 1972 to assassinate the mother of Kevin Feige so that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is never created.
Disney had anticipated this and have sent @Kane52630 back to protect her.
Landing in 1972 Boston, Kane52630 is able to easily identity the WB cyborg assassin because it is in the form of Henry Cavill wearing a 70's porn mustache.
Fortunately, Kane52630's services are not needed because the Henry Cavill cyborg malfunctions and blows itself up as it was crossing the street over to Mrs. Feige’s home.
As expected, WB HAS FAILED TO DELIVER ON EXECUTION. Again.
Kane52630 proceeds to seduce and sleep with Mrs. Feige anyway.
This has no effect on the timeline whatsoever, since she was already pregnant with Kevin Feige.
Kane52630 then takes the time machine to jump forward to April 26, 2019 to watch Avengers: Endgame.
As the end credits roll, tears of joy stream down his face while he claps incessantly like a madman.
A few rows behind sits @Consona , wearing a "I <3 ZS" t-shirt, with a look of disgust on his face.
He gets up from his seat and yells: "The MCU will never compare to Zack Snyder's vision! The Snyder Cut is coming!"
His proclaimations are met with indifference like a Bible street preacher to an unattentive crowd.
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EPILOGUE:
Fast forward to the year 2120 AD.
Bald Kevin Feige, wearing nothing else but a loin cloth, rides on horseback with his companion - a mute cavewoman.
They reach the outer shoreline, where a giant projector screen is playing the Snyder Cut - the first time it is being shown to the world - now a barren wasteland.
Bald Feige drops to his knees and screams in agony: "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GAWD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
Disney Studios has decimated the entertainment landscape and rules with an iron gauntlet.
In a desperate bid, the last surviving remnants of Warner Bros Studios sends a cyborg back in time to 1972 to assassinate the mother of Kevin Feige so that the Marvel Cinematic Universe is never created.
Disney had anticipated this and have sent @Kane52630 back to protect her.
Landing in 1972 Boston, Kane52630 is able to easily identity the WB cyborg assassin because it is in the form of Henry Cavill wearing a 70's porn mustache.
Fortunately, Kane52630's services are not needed because the Henry Cavill cyborg malfunctions and blows itself up as it was crossing the street over to Mrs. Feige’s home.
As expected, WB HAS FAILED TO DELIVER ON EXECUTION. Again.
Kane52630 proceeds to seduce and sleep with Mrs. Feige anyway.
This has no effect on the timeline whatsoever, since she was already pregnant with Kevin Feige.
Kane52630 then takes the time machine to jump forward to April 26, 2019 to watch Avengers: Endgame.
As the end credits roll, tears of joy stream down his face while he claps incessantly like a madman.
A few rows behind sits @Consona , wearing a "I <3 ZS" t-shirt, with a look of disgust on his face.
He gets up from his seat and yells: "The MCU will never compare to Zack Snyder's vision! The Snyder Cut is coming!"
His proclaimations are met with indifference like a Bible street preacher to an unattentive crowd.
.
.
.
EPILOGUE:
Fast forward to the year 2120 AD.
Bald Kevin Feige, wearing nothing else but a loin cloth, rides on horseback with his companion - a mute cavewoman.
They reach the outer shoreline, where a giant projector screen is playing the Snyder Cut - the first time it is being shown to the world - now a barren wasteland.
Bald Feige drops to his knees and screams in agony: "YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GAWD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"
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