Lounge of Justice - Part 90

[Chip Chipperson]

the best is that one where he plays an army sniper who sits in a chair for the entire movie, the wwe wrestler Rob Van Dam is in the movie as well. The best part is that the horribly photoshopped poster for it makes you almost think that JCVD might be in it, but then you realize, no thats just Rob Van Dam. Lol.

 

[StarLord]

the best is that one where he plays an army sniper who sits in a char for the entire movie, the wwe wrestler Rob Van Dam is in the movie as well. The best part is that the horribly photoshopped poster for it makes you almost think that JCVD might be in it, but then you realize, no thats just Rob Van Dam. Lol.

Just photoshopped his fat head onto another dude's body lol.

Look at this masterpiece

 

[Chip Chipperson]

the seagalverse is always expanding

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I believe it is Alex Ross’ Joker

Mucho gracias.

You mean the new TV show?

I was thinking fun 90s movies,

Not that one. The one from this year.

but sure, I'll also suggest a new TV show I haven't heard of.
Could be fun kind of whatever it's trying to be.

the best is that one where he plays an army sniper who sits in a chair for the entire movie, the wwe wrestler Rob Van Dam is in the movie as well. The best part is that the horribly photoshopped poster for it makes you almost think that JCVD might be in it, but then you realize, no thats just Rob Van Dam. Lol.

Van Damme is missing 'me' from the name on that poster. Typo?

EDIT: Oi, that explains it.

This poster looks nice with Asylum film quality to it.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

@chintai80 @StarLord
Does this guy with gray goatee from Superman: Red Son look like Nicolas Cage to you, or is it just me?

 

[Superherofan123]

@chintai80 @StarLord
Does this guy with gray goatee from Superman: Red Son look like Nicolas Cage to you, or is it just me?

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Yes he does!!

 

[Gee]

How dare you besmirch DTV... I've got six Steven Seagal ''action thrillers'' waiting for me on Prime. He's holding a gun on every poster because he can't move around like he used to. That black shoe polish toupee might fall off.

 

[chintai80]

@chintai80 @StarLord
Does this guy with gray goatee from Superman: Red Son look like Nicolas Cage to you, or is it just me?

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yup, it's totally cage:

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I would recommend watching Superman: Red Son at least once, but I wouldn't call it a must watch, not even for Superman fans. Nice movie, not one to be treasured.

yup, it's totally cage:

HAH. I was hoping to see this picture of Cage.

 

[StarLord]

 

[StarLord]

Things are off to a great start with my Seagalathon. From 2015 - The Mercenary: Absolution (or just titled Absolution in some countries) with Vinnie Jones and Byron Mann.

Look at this continuity!

Spoiler

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Is he dead?

 

[StarLord]

Is he dead?

Isn't that obvious? Lol.

Seagal shot him in the middle of the forehead and the very next scene the wound is at the side of his head.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Isn't that obvious? Lol.

Seagal shot him in the middle of the forehead and the very next scene the wound is at the side of his head.

Shrinkage and transfer of wound made me question the legitimacy of that character's death. This is as bad as Gambit receiving the elbow from Wolverine to suddenly jumping on roof with a bo-staff to jump down and hit Logan and Creed.

 

[KalvinEllis]

Bear with me for a second, but since I'm beyond over the Snyder Cut thing that I keep seeing on any DC tweet, I'd like to ask do we know with absolutely unequivocal certainty that Geoff Johns did to Zack Snyder what people accuse him of. Has it ever been reported by any actual reputable source that Johns in fact sabotaged Snyder.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Idk just kinda lookin for an old school romp like Con Air, The Rock, Outbreak, Twister, Armageddon etc.

I just thought about Anaconda. I havent seem that in forever. Might be a so bad its good watch lol

The Last Boy Scout, Point Break, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Eraser, True Romance, Last Action Hero, Under Siege.

90's action.

 

[MbJ]

I knew The Flash was definitely moving after Marvel put a movie a week away from it, but didn't expect Shazam to go this far back too.

 

[Calvin Ellis]

The Batman move will do it some good. It worked Wonders for Batman Begins and that was released around that time as well.

 

[StarLord]

Shrinkage and transfer of wound made me question the legitimacy of that character's death. This is as bad as Gambit receiving the elbow from Wolverine to suddenly jumping on roof with a bo-staff to jump down and hit Logan and Creed.

Got another doozy for you. This time from Code of Honor. A 2016 release in the Seagal catalogue, whose character doesn't say a word of dialogue until 47 minutes into the movie.

Spoiler

Bonus - Breaking News on the NEWS channel... with no text on screen anywhere about what's actually happening in the breaking news.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Got another doozy for you. This time from Code of Honor. A 2016 release in the Seagal catalogue, whose character doesn't say a word of dialogue until 47 minutes into the movie.

Spoiler

Bonus - Breaking News on the NEWS channel... with no text on screen anywhere about what's actually happening in the breaking news.

I need paint with instant auto clean quality like this one.
And did this guy shoot his head through the shades without any damage to them? Johnny Cage needs to invest in sunglasses like these so he wouldn't lose them to the like of Goro or Mileena..

 

[Chip Chipperson]

i've always felt that batman movies would be best viewed around christmas time. I'd love to go to a theater on a cold snowy day to see a batman movie taking place during the holidays

 

[Kane52630]

The Batman move will do it some good. It worked Wonders for Batman Begins and that was released around that time as well.

That was a June release.

 

[StarLord]

I need paint with instant auto clean quality like this one.
And did this guy shoot his head through the shades without any damage to them? Johnny Cage needs to invest in sunglasses like these so he wouldn't lose them to the like of Goro or Mileena..

I think he actually got shot in the chest a few times. The shades stayed on when he went down.

The whole movie was just a horrible Punisher rip-off with Seagal killing gangsters, pimps and drug dealers because his wife and kid were killed in a drive-by. He was in the army too.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

I think he actually got shot in the chest a few times. The shades stayed on when he went down.

The whole movie was just a horrible Punisher rip-off with Seagal killing gangsters, pimps and drug dealers because his wife and kid were killed in a drive-by. He was in the army too.

I think Punisher's plot was a cliche even for the time his story was new, the thing that really made it fresh for a while is him in a world of superheroes and their different responses to the moral code of absolutely no killing. Also; mercy bullets.

Enough comic drivel, I'll get back to that Seagal movie that has.... clean coat free of bullet shots... and hand of a dead man raised to grab emergency exit door handle above the level of his head.

 

[StarLord]

I think Punisher's plot was a cliche even for the time his story was new, the thing that really made it fresh for a while is him in a world of superheroes and their different responses to the moral code of absolutely no killing. Also; mercy bullets.

Enough comic drivel, I'll get back to that Seagal movie that has.... clean coat free of bullet shots... and hand of a dead man raised to grab emergency exit door handle above the level of his head.

What's even more funny is there was a scene where two cops were actually arresting unarmed street level thugs and Seagal shot them anyway, forcing the cops to take cover and call for backup.