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There is a nice back road I like to walk; it's 3 miles. Anyway, I was near the end of it, when I passed this tarpaper shack that is normally empty. There was a kegger going on, so I turned around before I even got near the property lines (it's beside an old church.) I was walking back when they started yelling out to me in the stereotypical voice applied to the gay population: "HEY BOY! COME HERE!"

I ignored them, and they called twice more, growing increasing louder as I walked around the curve and out of sight. 2 miles later, I was within seeing distance of home and I heard this car peel down the road I had just tread. It rested at the intersection and they screamed gibberish at me, loud as they could. I could not decipher it, but ignored them as I had before. They peeled off, still screaming, and I caught a crude reference to a phallus, as they tore down the road.

Yeah, I'm not walking that road again. I'm digging the exercise bike out of storage to compensate. The problem is the roads where I live have a lot of woods around them, sometimes without a house in sight for minutes. I was happy to live in the Mayberry Bubble, where I could enjoy the scenery and wildlife, but, I'm discarding that now, as I realize how easy it would be for them to converge on me, in a near isolated setting, without anything to defend myself with. Now, I know better, and I'm grateful that this was my lesson, instead of something dire.


Dang dude. Stay safe out there. :yay:


I got a raise today. Nothing huge, but it will help
with bills.


Congrats Marvolo!!!



What's better...coke or pepsi?




Definitely Coca Cola.
 
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Kane, thank God you're here. Be a dear and help me thin the herd, will you?
 
I have to be in the mood for it. Some Christmases I love it, some I pass it, without a second thought.
 
Kane, you could have done the "I scratchyour back, you scratch mine" thing and made him be in debt to you and you know :o
 
Kane, you could have done the "I scratchyour back, you scratch mine" thing and made him be in debt to you and you know :o

Stop trying to make Fetch happen, Aesop. :o
 
Itd the middle of the night and I cant get a milkshake anywhere.:argh:
 
On a somewhat sunnier note, the power went out for the entire afternoon today, and I caught up on my reading: I reread the Doug Moench [Batman] collection 'Prey,' and have to say, it gets better with each reading. I'd love for someone to adapt elements of it for a Batfleck film...or for WB to do an animated adaptation of it.
That is a great story
Doug Moench helped in me viewing Hugo Strange as one of my favorite Batman villains

Who likes Milkshakes?
I do, chocolate is my favorite flavor

What's better...coke or pepsi?
Pepsi is the lesser of two evils
With coke I feel my teeth eroding a bit
 
Go to Mcdonalds. Avoid the clown though. He was following me home the other day in his white van with tinted windows. He rests under your bed you know, Marvolo. He rests under all our beds...

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