Make a confession....an honest one.

[New Shh! user.]

ok since no-one want to go i'll go first;

i google pictures of Brad pitt and admire his beauty.


alright, someone elses turn

 

[The Joker™]

I suspect New Shh! user. = Tojo

 

[New Shh! user.]

I suspect New Shh! user. = Tojo

And what....

 

[Equinox]

New SHH! User is gay!

 

[New Shh! user.]

no.

 

[Equint77]

I really love my new Star Wars watch from Burger king.

 

[StreetFighter]

I listen to the Al Franken Show.

 

[Milkman95]

I'm constantly horny.

 

[Equinox]

I'm constantly horny.

Who isnt

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I intentionally farted in a millionaire's condo today because I hate her.

 

[Malice]

I frequently eat alot of beans before I goto bed....

 

[Equinox]

I frequently eat alot of beans before I goto bed....

Is that to improve your sexual libido

 

[New Shh! user.]

I intentionally farted in a millionaire's condo today because I hate her.

Can you do it on demand?

Quite a talent if you can.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Can you do it on demand?

Quite a talent if you can.

No, I was just fortunate that all the stars alligned at that moment as I was putting her stuff in her unit for her.

 

[Darthkush]

When I was 17 and 18, i went through an hentai phase.

 

[Carter]

Any confession worth making, would never be posted in the likes of this place.

 

[Malice]

OK....
Bondage is sexy!

 

[The Squirrel]

i think star wars episode three sucked

 

[New Shh! user.]

Once I had to take a s**t while I was in the shower. I couldn't be bothered getting out of the shower to go to the toilet so I just crapped in my hand and lobbed it over the shower door like it was a grenade going into an enemy trench. It landed in the toilet and the splash came up pretty far onto the back of the toilet seat.

 

[StreetFighter]

That didn't happen. If it did, you should be banned on principle.

 

[THWIP*]

MY CONFESSION: I'D LIKE TO TAKE A CRAP IN MY HAND, AND LOB IT INTO THE MOUTH OF 'NEW SHH! USER'.

 

[New Shh! user.]

that wouldn't stop me typing THWIP.

 

[Phantasm]

I hate myself. At times.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I hate myself. At times.

That's good. People that never hate themselves are delusional as all Humans have something disgusting about them.

 

[New Shh! user.]

1 time it was my B-day my parents were out for some reason no 1 was home they left me a note i was like wtf??? the note said go to ur cuzins house.. i was like fine wtf.. i go there no 1 home i sit down. bored. ( i starte snooping around) i found my cuzins vibrator between her matresses i was like WAH,,, i didnt know wtf i was doing i was like 14 then i see a bottle of lotion... like i said i was dumb i take the lotion put it on the virbrator put it in my butt( it actually felt good ) so yah i was doing that like 3 or 5 stokes i cumed like ron jermy but i missed 1\2 of it went on my silk shirt 1\2 on the black cough and all the sudden EVERY ONE WALKS IN WITH A CAKE AND BALLONS AND there is my cuzin all my family and ****... i was like OO NO! when they all got here i was sitting there with a towel whiping off myslf with a virbrator next to me and my pants down. i wanted to killmyself