Make KaineDamo do things

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I called in sick to work. I have the whole day to do nothing. I have a digital camera that can also take short videos and I have a mic.

I will take your requests. I am limited to staying in my house.
 
Shave your head, take a dump on your Mom's bed, roll around in it, cut off 2 toes and 2 fingers of your choice, swallow them, stick a fork in the electrical socket.
Be sure and hold up a hand-written sign that says "Yes, It's True, I'm hung like a Newt", also.
 
Bathtub. Toaster. You know what to do.

jag
 
hmmm... let me think... what can I MAKE you do...

*censored* *XXX* *definitely X-rated*

oh wait... do "I'm a Little Teapot" :cwink: and put it on Youtube
 
Re-enact the whole "Holy Diver" music video by Dio.
 
Declare your love to Vicky...only in person this time!
 
Create, preform and record a dance routine to Bell Biv DaVoe's "Poison."
 
Practice French Kissing Upside Down While Hanging from a Rope/Line.
 
Jesus. This is disturbing. And when I think something is disturbing, it's pretty f#cked up. That being said, Dance for me monkey-boy! DANCE!!!!
 
I have an actual request that doesn't require you hurt yourself:

Never post a picture again. This doesn't just pertain to your greasy mug, this includes pictures of anything, at all. Don't even hotlink pictures anymore. It would be great, since you insist on staying here, if you never visually communicated anything ever again. Thanks.

P.S. Stay away from adjectives as well.
 
I have an actual request that doesn't require you hurt yourself:

Never post a picture again. This doesn't just pertain to your greasy mug, this includes pictures of anything, at all. Don't even hotlink pictures anymore. It would be great, since you insist on staying here, if you never visually communicated anything ever again. Thanks.

P.S. Stay away from adjectives as well.

http://media.putfile.com/john-29-72
 
Jesus. This is disturbing. And when I think something is disturbing, it's pretty f#cked up. That being said, Dance for me monkey-boy! DANCE!!!!

Find a pole and dance against the pole as seductively as you can... :oldrazz:
 
Shave your head, take a dump on your Mom's bed, roll around in it, cut off 2 toes and 2 fingers of your choice, swallow them, stick a fork in the electrical socket.
Be sure and hold up a hand-written sign that says "Yes, It's True, I'm hung like a Newt", also.

LMAO! :hyper:
 
Paint yourself to look like a penguin, ask Dew's hand in marriage.:o
 

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