Make me laugh.

[Spider-Who?]

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i've seen that before. thats awesome.

 

[JaD]

Sorry about everything that happened, but I'll make an attempt at the thread title. But first and foremost:

Spoiler

And moving on to some comedy of mine.

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[Addendum]

At a New Year's party being held in a penthouse suite downtown, there's a man in a blue suit drinking everyone under the table. At one point, he walks over to a window and opens it, licks his finger and sticks it outside. he shakes his head no, closes it and goes back for more drinks. An hour later, he goes to the window, does the same thing with his finger, but this time nods his head yes. He closes the window and goes outside.

The man in the blue suit walks to the edge, finishes off his drink, takes a step off the building and then turns around. He goes back in for another drink. Another hour passes, and he does the same thing again, but this time walks across the street, 100 stories up mind you, to the next building, turns around and comes back to the party.

Needless to say, he's drawn a substantial crowd at this point. It's not every night one sees a person walk to another building 100 stories above the street. The crowd wants more. Of course, in every crowd there is a heckler and he fluffs it off. "You did it mirrors and wires", he says. "Then where the hell is the wire on his back?", asks a young man. The heckler decides to find out. "How'd you do that" he asks the man in the blue suit.

"Well, you see, I'm a theoretical physicist" the man in the blue suit begins "and I have proposed that when the wind hits the side of a building at a certain velocity, it will shoot upwards, supporting a person's weight. This velocity must exceed a particular speed, because with anything less, that person will plummet to their certain death. Would you like to give it a go?"

"Sure, if you can do it, so can I" says the heckler. The man in the blue suit pulls out a calculator. "How much do you weigh?" he asks. "185 pounds" says the heckler. After some quick calculations, the man in the blue suit says "If you want to succeed, you must do it right now."

The heckler walks to the edge of the building. The young man from earlier tells the heckler, "Don't do it mister. You'll be sorry." The heckler fluffs him off saying "I know what I'm doing."

The heckler takes a deep breath, takes a step off the edge and plummets 100 stories to his death.

The young man walks up to the man in the blue suit and tells him, "You're a mean son of a b**** when you're drunk, Superman."

 

[AlteredEgo]

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[OctaviusINC]

Sorry to hear about your fiance and grandma. Chin up, kid.

To cheer you up, idk, I have a weird sense of humor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20QBe43tyVM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oXx0qwe0wc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8No35aomeok

 

[tzarinna]

The comments are funnier than the videos.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1895

http://englishrussia.com/?p=1811

Sorry you've had a rough go, chin up.

 

[Jennifer Walters]

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Lmfao. The ****? Does the cop not know the feel of a penis when he grabs one? I mean he does have a penis of his own doesn't he?

 

[Obi-Ron]

Shared pain is lessened. Shared joy is increased. What matters is that it's shared.

I'll drink to that.
(drinks, throws shot glass into fireplace)

 

[Spider-Who?]

Heehee. Alot of these are gold. Thanks!

 

[Unknown]

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[Sensi]

I don't have anything funny but...

I am sorry for your loss and for all your sadness.

 

[C.F. Kane]

I'll drink to that.
(drinks, throws shot glass into fireplace)

Someone got my reference to Callahan's Crosstime Saloon!

Oh, and Spider, this video never fails to make me smile.

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[Bunker]

Batman meets the Titanic.

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[BizarroAids]

dude. dick move.

It's A-Man, what did you expect.

Sorry to hear all the crappy news man, the only joke I have is one that a student told me today. I don't know if it will make you laugh, but I'll give it a shot.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow???

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"BrownChickenBrownCow" yes, say it that fast.

 

[Spider-Who?]

Wow, thanks for all the kind works and for taking the time to post some good stuff. Alot of them had me rolling! I really appreciate it guys.

See, I knew there were still some caring people left on the Hype.

 

[CashforStash]

A homosexual singing Chestnuts roastig in a open fire at a christmas concert.

 

[Asteroid-Man]

dude. dick move.

[YT]16Sq2qhXabY[/YT]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Sq2qhXabY

 

[AlteredEgo]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16Sq2qhXabY

dammit A-Man, i wish i could quit you.

 

[DBella]

I hope this makes you laugh as it did me. Thankfully, I didn't have to suffer like a few of the folks in the vid did. Owww!



I am totally embracing Japanese culture.