Man fakes kidnapping to avoid girlfriend's anger

[terry78]

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/brooklyn/beau_ab_duct_excuse_7HkVp4lroRVvBDIRudYIKM


That's right, ladies. We'll do anything.

 

[Jake Cassidy]

Completely understandable

 

[StrainedEyes]

Real men show up naked in a grocery store.

 

[Mace Bloodstone]

bet he has a second cell phone too.

 

[James]

"Police say Pettway has 14 arrests, mainly for robbery, marijuana and assault."

Not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with then.

 

[CastlesInTheAir]

I wonder how well that went for him. Lmao.

 

[Gotham Knight]

"Police say Pettway has 14 arrests, mainly for robbery, marijuana and assault."

Not the sharpest tool in the shed to begin with then.

Let's just hope him and his girlfriend don't reproduce. I'm sure you will be able to add domestic violence to that list if it does happen.

So many women sure do know how to pick winners.

 

[Hobgoblin]

Sounds like something out of a bad sitcom.

 

[Lily Adler]

Or good by today's standards for situational comedies.

 

[Piper Maru]

Is he the one who knocks?