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Source:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4748292.stm

Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
 
Well now he can screw it anytime he wants....
 
I know, this is too bizarre...
 
I laughed too hard at the title to read anything else, summarize:o
 
Hasn't this happened before as well? I'm sure I remember reading a story a while ago like this
 
hahahahahahahahaha, til death do they part. . . .​

um, so does he milk his wife? :down :(
 
I cannot decide if I should be laughing or not right now...
 
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Socrates said:
I cannot decide if I should be laughing or not right now...
Probably a little of both.
 
Is the goat abusive or something?
 
Guess it's the goat now which will be getting a "piece of meat". :D
 
This actaully causes a paradox with the old saying, "why marry the cow...."
 
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together"

Haha
 
Matches said:
This actaully causes a paradox with the old saying, "why marry the cow...."
I think you mean "why buy the cow..." :woot:
 
Mee said:
I think you mean "why buy the cow..." :woot:


Sorry...but either way he's still getting something...but is it "free"?
 
I guess this is what happens to people after a few bad relationships...
 
he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

I've read this 3 times today, and it still cracks me up. :o
 
Alpha and Omega said:
I've read this 3 times today, and it still cracks me up. :o
It never stops being funny.
 

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