Marvel Animated Caption This

[thealiasman2000]

Hulk: Hulk no like Gulf War! Hulk smash puny Yasser Araffat!

Dr. Octopus: YESSSS! I have managed to smuggle gold bars into the lake of the national park where I live! Now a gold rush will sweep Canada, and I will rule this town!

Bruce Banner: Why did Paris have to kidnap that princess? WHY!? He's manking me angry...

Hulk: Hulk love serial killing! Hulk be world's greatest serial killer!

Dr. Octopus: I'm serious! Jesus was NOT the son of God, the Virgin Mary is! And her body is the Holy Grail, and she spawned descendants all the way till now! And there's a big conspiracy by the Catholic Church to keep it secret and...why are you looking at me like that?

Thunderbolt Ross: Oh yeah, you defeated big scary POODLES, big deal....

 

[Dr. Fate]

THUNDERBOLT ROSS: "Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

FRANKIE: Hi my name is Plenty, Plenty O'tool.
JOHNNY STORM: Named after your father perhaps?

Hahahahaha

 

[Mrh7448]

Spiderman: "Jesus! Juggernaut go put your damn pants on!"

 

[AllThingsComic]

b1tch, ya best ta has my monay!!

 

[thealiasman2000]

Storm: I'm Catwoman. Hear me roar.

Cyclops: No, you're not.

Storm: OK, I'm not. But I look good in leather.

Wolverine: Vampires, warlocks, zombies, they are all the same...best when deep fried.

Storm: I'm Ginger.

Cyclops: Then where's Gilligan?

Storm: I was born in a Friday the 13th. Thus, I was named "Jinx".

Storm: Yes, I gave her time. And Metanol. And Hermyohedrin.

Storm: You are a fat, stupid pig! You are no son of mine!

Storm: IS anything else that you are gonna need, Mr. Flintstone?

 

[Warhammer]

Storm: I'm Catwoman. Hear me roar.

Cyclops: No, you're not.

Storm: OK, I'm not. But I look good in leather.

Wolverine: Vampires, warlocks, zombies, they are all the same...best when deep fried.

Storm: I'm Ginger.

Cyclops: Then where's Gilligan?

Storm: I was born in a Friday the 13th. Thus, I was named "Jinx".

Storm: Yes, I gave her time. And Metanol. And Hermyohedrin.

Storm: You are a fat, stupid pig! You are no son of mine!

Storm: IS anything else that you are gonna need, Mr. Flintstone?

Wow, I like this one.
Nice job.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Storm: I'm Catwoman. Hear me roar.

Cyclops: No, you're not.

Storm: OK, I'm not. But I look good in leather.

Wolverine: Vampires, warlocks, zombies, they are all the same...best when deep fried.

Storm: I'm Ginger.

Cyclops: Then where's Gilligan?

Storm: I was born in a Friday the 13th. Thus, I was named "Jinx".

Storm: Yes, I gave her time. And Metanol. And Hermyohedrin.

Storm: You are a fat, stupid pig! You are no son of mine!

Storm: IS anything else that you are gonna need, Mr. Flintstone?

Good job, you're a natural captioner. Much better than I ever was.

 

[Dr. Fate]

STORM: "Halle Berry ain't got nothin' on me!"

 

[Spider-Fan83]

^ good one lol

 

[Sabretooth]

NICK FURY: We got mother****ing snakes on a mother****ing plane!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[thealiasman2000]

Wolverine: Oh, Kate! I love you, even thought I don't belong in this time era and must get back to the Victorian Age for my scheduled wedding!

Mystique: That's right, I banged Antonio Banderas!

Rogue: We are not groupies. We're band aids.

Toad: Soon we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. Soon we will have our revenge...

Jean Grey: I'm a dangerous woman, Mr. Bond...

Cyclops: You're a dick.

Magneto: I am the the great wizard Mithrandir, wielder of the Flame of Udun! The power will not avail you! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Fly, you fool!

 

[Dr. Fate]

Wolverine: Oh, Kate! I love you, even thought I don't belong in this time era and must get back to the Victorian Age for my scheduled wedding!

Mystique: That's right, I banged Antonio Banderas!

Rogue: We are not groupies. We're band aids.

Toad: Soon we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. Soon we will have our revenge...

Jean Grey: I'm a dangerous woman, Mr. Bond...

Cyclops: You're a dick.

Magneto: I am the the great wizard Mithrandir, wielder of the Flame of Udun! The power will not avail you! YOU SHALL NOT PASS! Fly, you fool!

Good stuff.

 

[Dr. Fate]

NICK FURY: "I am the Master of the C.L.I.T.! You see this face? Remember this f***ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f***ing face! I make that ***** work. It does whatever the f*** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T. like me! Not this little f***, none of you little f***s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, Commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to busines, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ""

 

[Spider-Fan83]

NICK FURY: "I am the Master of the C.L.I.T.! You see this face? Remember this f***ing face! Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this f***ing face! I make that ***** work. It does whatever the f*** I tell it to! No one rules the C.L.I.T. like me! Not this little f***, none of you little f***s out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, Commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to busines, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little f***. Then I rub my nose with it."
CAPTAIN AMERICA: ""

lol, nice I love that movie

 

[thealiasman2000]

Iceman: Now that I can turn into an animal, the Yeerks stand no chance, and Earth will be saved! Hooray!

Iceman: I'm confused. Are you a werewolf, or just hairy?

Aunt May: This movie is so confusing. My granddaughter is possessed, she isn't possessed. Her rack better be stacked.

Venom: THat's not fair! Why do you prefer Tad Hamilton over me! I don't care if he's a famous actor, I LOVE YOU!

Mary-Jane:How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

Dr. Octopus: I'm singing in the graveyard, just singing in the graveyard...

The Kingpin: Brother...take my hand, and I will relive you of your bladder problem...

 

[Dr. Fate]

Iceman: Now that I can turn into an animal, the Yeerks stand no chance, and Earth will be saved! Hooray!

Iceman: I'm confused. Are you a werewolf, or just hairy?

Aunt May: This movie is so confusing. My granddaughter is possessed, she isn't possessed. Her rack better be stacked.

Venom: THat's not fair! Why do you prefer Tad Hamilton over me! I don't care if he's a famous actor, I LOVE YOU!

Mary-Jane:How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot! / The world forgetting, by the world forgot / Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind! / Each pray'r accepted, and each wish resign'd.

Dr. Octopus: I'm singing in the graveyard, just singing in the graveyard...

The Kingpin: Brother...take my hand, and I will relive you of your bladder problem...

Great stuff Aliasman, very funny. I especially like the Venom one.

 

[thealiasman2000]

John Jameson: Wow. I'm back there, mooning. Are you with me?

Nick Fury: Come on, KITT! We need to stop that saboteur who infiltrated Knight Industries! Let's go!

Nightcrawler: I am Kurt Wagner, but in the circus freak show I was knows as the great Nightcrawler.

Nightcrawler: Welcome to Floop's Foogles! I'm your host, Fegan Floop, and today we're gonna have a Floop-tastic day!

Hulk: Fine! Take me! TAKE ME ALL!

Gambit: Don't worry, mon cherie. Your acting in the Harry Potter movie was great!

Jubilee: That's the OTHER Kea Wong, you idiot!

Beast: Now, why does Niles have a British accent if both me and dad are American?

 

[Dr. Fate]

VENOM: "Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!"

WOLVERINE: "Swallow this!"

 

[3dman27]

wolverine to iron man during CIVIL WAR"
HEY TIN WOODSMAN I'M SENDING YOU BACK TO OZ"

 

[Gilpesh]

Dr. Doom: Curses, Sam Jackson stopped my SNAKES on his PLANE!

 

[Dr. Fate]

STORM: "I'll get you Bryan Singer!"

 

[cabel]

I'll get you Brett Ratner!

 

[Dr. Fate]

DR. DOOM: "I am not a rip off of Darth Vader! Darth Vader is a rip off of me! I predate him by a little more than a decade!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

I'll get you Brett Ratner!

Hehehehehehehe