Math is the Key to the Perfect Ass

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  1. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    And what are you m'am? Once again Geeks know the way to get in good with the ladies.

    Excuse me miss, I'm guessing you are like a 75 in the ass department.

     
  2. Mentok Registered

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    Bah, I came up with this equation back in highschool... All it got me was detention and a fail in Maths :mad:
     
  3. JesusOfNazarath Registered

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    now is this based on a white or black girl's ass?
     
  4. Strange Registered

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    You of all people should know that not all asses are created equal.
     
  5. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I take it you didn't do as well in English. :p
     
  6. FreeRadical HAIL HYDRA!

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    Genetics or implants is the key.
     
  7. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    I'm sorry that is in no way the perfect a$$...there is nothing that remarkable about it
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  8. Leto Atrides Guest

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    Study by David Holmes, or as he's known to his colleagues, "The Grant Money Furnace".

    This is pretty much based on Kylie Minogues ass being the ideal. I'd agree, but I know others don't. Some like the big bottoms, and not "a small peach".
     
  9. Hades Guest

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    The problem with this is that everybody has a different view on what is ideal.
     
  10. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    I only know of one perfect ass.

    Her name is Keyra.
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  11. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    :eek: :eek:
     
  12. FreeRadical HAIL HYDRA!

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    What is going on today, what's the facination with bottoms. Is it because it's Easter?
     
  13. Hades Guest

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    Why even bother wearing pants...
     
  14. Hades Guest

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    It is? Whoa, where have i been.
     
  15. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Thats Sunday chief

    always she could lose a little fat, but keep that a$$
     
  16. MaskedManJRK Registered

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    Everyone loves a good ass.

    But yes, I agree with Leto Atrides, I prefer the big bottoms, meself. :)
     
  17. Abaddon Watching

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    They call Mathematics "maths" in Europe.
     
  18. PWN3R Instagram:@Mannie_Bothans

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    Red X's are so sexy....:eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  19. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Must have a bandwidth limit because everyone above you saw it.

    But

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  20. jaguarr Be Your Own Hero

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    I'd like to carry HER one! Ha-cha-cha-chaaaaaaa!!!!

    jag
     
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    YEP, KEYRA'S CORNERED THE MARKET ON THE "BEST ASS" BIZ..........SHE COULD CRACK WALNUTS WITH THAT BOOTY. :up:
     
  22. FreeRadical HAIL HYDRA!

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    :eek: You can poke someone's eye out with that.
     
  23. Creesus.

    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
     
  24. PWN3R Instagram:@Mannie_Bothans

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    Dang my bad. You know what your talking about. :eek: :up:
     
  25. DOG LIPS El Señor Presidente

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    I love this ****ing thread. :eek::up:
     

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