Messed Up Thing You Thought Today...

[Whack Arnolds]

Like, anything you think of during the day that is out of the ordinary or just messed up..


Today I was thinking, how do blind people know when they're done whiping their ass, if they can't see?

 

[ScottyBBadd]

The most messed up thing I thought of is thinking of what is the most messed up thing I have ever thought of.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

The most messed up thing I thought of is thinking of what is the most messed up thing I have ever thought of.

Today...

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Today...

Today as of a few minutes ago. I have been awake only 2 hours.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Today as of a few minutes ago. I have been awake only 2 hours.

Damn son, you lazy or something? Stay at home Dad maybe? If it's the latter, you lucky as ****...

 

[user123456789]

Like, anything you think of during the day that is out of the ordinary or just messed up..


Today I was thinking, how do blind people know when they're done whiping their ass, if they can't see?

Experience.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Damn son, you lazy or something? Stay at home Dad maybe? If it's the latter, you lucky as ****...

I don't work until 2pm CST.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

Experience.

Like do they have a wipe ratio? What if they got bad ass diharea (spell)... how do they know how many wipes. It's like the 8th wonder of the world.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

Like do they have a wipe ratio? What if they got bad ass diharea (spell)... how do they know how many wipes. It's like the 8th wonder of the world.

Never thought of that.

 

[Tar Baby]

Like, anything you think of during the day that is out of the ordinary or just messed up..


Today I was thinking, how do blind people know when they're done whiping their ass, if they can't see?

i aske a blind person about that, they said they "smell it".

 

[ScottyBBadd]

i aske a blind person about that, they said they "smell it".

I buy that.

 

[Whack Arnolds]

i aske a blind person about that, they said they "smell it".

Thats ****ed up, they so egotistical they like the smell of their own ****...

 

[PLAS]

here's something I was talking about with Leslie last night:

Things a mother can say to her child if she wants him/her to be a psycho

-I wish you had been a blow job
-no, you're not adopted, but it feels like it
-stop asking stupid questions, how should I know who's your real father? it's not like I really care
-it's time for our daily virginity test, pants down!!!
-be a good boy and leave mom alone with the nice gentleman here, and could you please get mommy the analease from the bathroom?
-every time I think I can't do any worse, I look at you and feel such a relief
-stop playin with that! remember it's not yours to play with!!!

 

[user123456789]

i aske a blind person about that, they said they "smell it".

They would need some great hand-brain coordination for that.

 

[Tar Baby]

^ yeah sometimes they hit there nose with sh_t

 

[ScottyBBadd]

here's something I was talking about with Leslie last night:

Things a mother can say to her child if she wants him/her to be a psycho

-I wish you had been a blow job
-no, you're not adopted, but it feels like it
-stop asking stupid questions, how should I know who's your real father? it's not like I really care
-it's time for our daily virginity test, pants down!!!
-be a good boy and leave mom alone with the nice gentleman here, and could you please get mommy the analease from the bathroom?
-every time I think I can't do any worse, I look at you and feel such a relief
-stop playin with that! remember it's not yours to play with!!!

I could not top those if I tried.

 

[PLAS]

I could not top those if I tried.

that was the point

 

[Man-Thing]

I was pondering if I were a cannibal because I was bitting the skink right next to my nails and I chewed it and swallowed it.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

that was the point

And you made it well.

 

[Alpha and Omega]

When I saw this UPS truck driver hop out of his truck on the narrow interstate side-lane today - (He was almost hit by an oncoming vehicle, and as I passed by, I checked my rear-view mirror, and he didn't even seem fazed by it. Maybe it was shock or utter stupidity; I'm thinking the latter by default. People conspiring against common sense is pretty normal. ) - I reaffirmed my slight belief in natural selection.

 

[ScottyBBadd]

When I saw this UPS truck driver hop out of his truck on the narrow interstate side-lane today - (He was almost hit by an oncoming vehicle, and as I passed by, I checked my rear-view mirror, and he didn't even seem fazed by it. Maybe it was shock or utter stupidity; I'm thinking the latter by default. People conspiring against common sense is pretty normal. ) - I reaffirmed my slight belief in natural selection.

Me too.

 

[Odin's Lapdog]

being forced to cut my hair.

 

[Iceman]

Like, anything you think of during the day that is out of the ordinary or just messed up..


Today I was thinking, how do blind people know when they're done whiping their ass, if they can't see?

Depends how much pain they can take and how kinky they are.

 

[~†~§iX~†~]

I didn't think it, but I was told that a guy I know last night (After many drinks, but like that is an excuse) drank a pint of his own urine for a sportsmans bet!......

 

[passerby]

Like, anything you think of during the day that is out of the ordinary or just messed up..


Today I was thinking, how do blind people know when they're done whiping their ass, if they can't see?

You got that from Ebaums or somewhere else.