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  1. Whack Arnolds

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    Like, anything you think of during the day that is out of the ordinary or just messed up..


    Today I was thinking, how do blind people know when they're done whiping their ass, if they can't see?
     
    #1 Whack Arnolds, May 10, 2006
  2. ScottyBBadd

    ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    The most messed up thing I thought of is thinking of what is the most messed up thing I have ever thought of.
     
    #2 ScottyBBadd, May 10, 2006
  3. Whack Arnolds

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    Today... :o
     
    #3 Whack Arnolds, May 10, 2006
  4. ScottyBBadd

    ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    Today as of a few minutes ago. I have been awake only 2 hours.
     
    #4 ScottyBBadd, May 10, 2006
  5. Whack Arnolds

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    Damn son, you lazy or something? Stay at home Dad maybe? If it's the latter, you lucky as ****...:o
     
    #5 Whack Arnolds, May 10, 2006
  6. user123456789

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    Experience.
     
    #6 user123456789, May 10, 2006
  7. ScottyBBadd

    ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    I don't work until 2pm CST.
     
    #7 ScottyBBadd, May 10, 2006
  8. Whack Arnolds

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    Like do they have a wipe ratio? What if they got bad ass diharea (spell)... how do they know how many wipes. It's like the 8th wonder of the world.
     
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  9. ScottyBBadd

    ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    Never thought of that.
     
    #9 ScottyBBadd, May 10, 2006
  10. Tar Baby

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    i aske a blind person about that, they said they "smell it".
     
    #10 Tar Baby, May 10, 2006
  11. ScottyBBadd

    ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    I buy that.
     
    #11 ScottyBBadd, May 10, 2006
  12. Whack Arnolds

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    Thats ****ed up, they so egotistical they like the smell of their own ****... :ghost:
     
    #12 Whack Arnolds, May 10, 2006
  13. PLAS

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    here's something I was talking about with Leslie last night:

    Things a mother can say to her child if she wants him/her to be a psycho

    -I wish you had been a blow job
    -no, you're not adopted, but it feels like it
    -stop asking stupid questions, how should I know who's your real father? it's not like I really care
    -it's time for our daily virginity test, pants down!!!
    -be a good boy and leave mom alone with the nice gentleman here, and could you please get mommy the analease from the bathroom?
    -every time I think I can't do any worse, I look at you and feel such a relief
    -stop playin with that! remember it's not yours to play with!!!
     
    #13 PLAS, May 10, 2006
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    They would need some great hand-brain coordination for that.
     
    #14 user123456789, May 10, 2006
  15. Tar Baby

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    ^ yeah sometimes they hit there nose with sh_t
     
    #15 Tar Baby, May 10, 2006
  16. ScottyBBadd

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    I could not top those if I tried.
     
    #16 ScottyBBadd, May 10, 2006
  17. PLAS

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    that was the point
     
    #17 PLAS, May 10, 2006
  18. Man-Thing

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    I was pondering if I were a cannibal because I was bitting the skink right next to my nails and I chewed it and swallowed it.
     
    #18 Man-Thing, May 11, 2006
  19. ScottyBBadd

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    And you made it well.
     
    #19 ScottyBBadd, May 11, 2006
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    When I saw this UPS truck driver hop out of his truck on the narrow interstate side-lane today - (He was almost hit by an oncoming vehicle, and as I passed by, I checked my rear-view mirror, and he didn't even seem fazed by it. Maybe it was shock or utter stupidity; I'm thinking the latter by default. People conspiring against common sense is pretty normal. ) - I reaffirmed my slight belief in natural selection.
     
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  21. ScottyBBadd

    ScottyBBadd The Texas Outlaw

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    Me too.
     
    #21 ScottyBBadd, May 11, 2006
  22. Odin's Lapdog

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    being forced to cut my hair.
     
    #22 Odin's Lapdog, May 11, 2006
  23. Iceman

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    Depends how much pain they can take and how kinky they are.
     
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  24. ~†~§iX~†~

    ~†~§iX~†~ Justified Egomaniac

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    I didn't think it, but I was told that a guy I know last night (After many drinks, but like that is an excuse) drank a pint of his own urine for a sportsmans bet!......
     
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  25. passerby

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    You got that from Ebaums or somewhere else.
     
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