Customers pull some messed up ****

[guitarsingerguy]

I manage a local music store. A customer came in last week and purchased a boom mic stand. He calls today, and I answer the phone. He asks to speak with a manager. I tell him it's me, and he proceeds to tell me a story about how he came in last week, purchased the stand, and that it didn't actually have the boom piece with it. What the guy doesn't know at this point is that I pulled the stand myself, I sold him the stand myself, and I watched him walk out of the store with the stand intact. I proceed to explain to him that I was the salesperson who helped him with the stand and that I know FOR A FACT that he left with the whole thing. I told him he could come in and we could talk about it, but I bet he never shows. I HATE it when customers try and get over on you. Has anything like this ever happened to you?

 

[USMC]

Try working for Starbucks.

I've basically come to the conclusion that all people suck.

 

[Ben Urich]

I used to work in a library and you would not believe the lengths people will go to to get out of a $0.25 fine.

Oddly enough, the people with the big fines are usually eager to take out their checkbook and support the library. Go figure.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

In the 90's, Utah was the Vancouver of the film world.
It was so cheap there that you would always see moviestars either there for a shoot or for the Sundance festival.

So, one day, omg! HOLLY HUNTER comes in to see a movie.
I was shocked to see that she's like 3.5 feet tall.

So I rip her ticket (that always sounds dirty), and she goes to her movie.

the hours pass, the movie's over, I go to clean the theater, HH goes to the restroom.


Next rush is starting, and out of the corner of my eye, I see a small figure approaching a theater that I haven't ripped any tickets for yet.

It was Holly Freaking Hunter, sneaking into another movie without paying.

I rolled my eyes, but I was never they type to enforce that stuff unless the person was really disgusting or a huge ass****.

So THAT movie ends...last rush......and effing Holly Hunter, steps out of the theater, and INTO THE NEXT ONE where aNOTHER movie is about to start.



She's a freaking multi-millionaire MOVIE STAR, and she can't be bothered to pay for a freaking movie?!?....TWO movies?!?

B****

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Try working for Starbucks.

I've basically come to the conclusion that all people suck.

Here what I see daily is junkies and meth-heads digging in the trash to find used cups, then they take them in for a "re-fill"......'cause you can't use the bathroom unless you buy something and they want a place to shoot up, but don't have enough for a legitimate coffee.

 

[Prognosticator]

I used to work in a library and you would not believe the lengths people will go to to get out of a $0.25 fine.

Oddly enough, the people with the big fines are usually eager to take out their checkbook and support the library. Go figure.

Oh, Library people just do that because it's the most exciting thing in their lives, respectively.

It's right up there with stealing 5 cent gum from a convenient store.

 

[USMC]

Here what I see daily is junkies and meth-heads digging in the trash to find used cups, then they take them in for a "re-fill"......'cause you can't use the bathroom unless you buy something and they want a place to shoot up, but don't have enough for a legitimate coffee.

This homeless guy comes by every couple of months and digs cups out of the trash and DRINKS whatever is left in them... one of the few times in my life seeing something gross almost made me puke.

And this other beeyotch comes in EVERY single day and claims there were grinds in her coffee the day before and tries to get a free cup of coffee. I want to throw the coffee in her face...

The other day, a 65 yr old man comes in at 430 in the afternoon and says "Trick or Treat!" I laugh and say, "How are you doing today, sir?" He's says, " I'm fine! Trick or treat!" I laugh again and say," What can I get for you?" He says," Don't you have any candy?" I said, "Ya, for little kids in costumes, not for grown adults..." He turns away and says, "Man, that's just sad... that's just sad..." So I yell at him on the way out the door, "We got some water... you want some water?" He just left mumbling to himself.

Crazy ass old man...

 

[Prognosticator]

In the 90's, Utah was the Vancouver of the film world.
It was so cheap there that you would always see moviestars either there for a shoot or for the Sundance festival.

So, one day, omg! HOLLY HUNTER comes in to see a movie.
I was shocked to see that she's like 3.5 feet tall.

So I rip her ticket (that always sounds dirty), and she goes to her movie.

the hours pass, the movie's over, I go to clean the theater, HH goes to the restroom.


Next rush is starting, and out of the corner of my eye, I see a small figure approaching a theater that I haven't ripped any tickets for yet.

It was Holly Freaking Hunter, sneaking into another movie without paying.

I rolled my eyes, but I was never they type to enforce that stuff unless the person was really disgusting or a huge ass****.

So THAT movie ends...last rush......and effing Holly Hunter, steps out of the theater, and INTO THE NEXT ONE where aNOTHER movie is about to start.



She's a freaking multi-millionaire MOVIE STAR, and she can't be bothered to pay for a freaking movie?!?....TWO movies?!?

B****

Awesome Story! But I wouldn't quite call indie-grandmother Holly Hunter a "multi-millionare". What money she does have probably goes to help fund drug use for other Uber-IndieCelebrities...