Mf gf is going to be angry/riled...maybe

[Dangerous]

Hi just wondering if you guys can help.

After watching Rocky III/Encino Man, the time was 1:30am (I'm in the UK) then my gf went to bed but I have sat on the net now until 3:48am.
If I go through to the bedroom now she will likely be pissed, somewhat and maybe grumble in my direction.

The other night a similar thing happned, though this was cause she went to bed early for work so I went through to the bedroom early, also it was after we had just screwed so she went to sleep and I went to the computer room and stayed in here all night then eventually went to sleep on the spare duvet/sleeping bag that is in here.

So anyway what should I do, I'm kinda contemplating knocking one out, then should I go through to bed w/ my chick and possibly get an ear chewing or just go to sleep in here for the night?

 

[Knives122]

Go out for the night and cheat on her............................

 

[Ghostvirus]

Then have pie, & coffee.

 

[Dangerous]

Well I think Il just bash the bishop instead a cheatin, and at 4:00 I don think anywhere would let me in now.

 

[Majin Boo]

tea

 

[Dangerous]

Damn you guys are helpfull,.. real insightfull.

 

[Babs Gordon]

just go to bed with her. she needs to flipping chill and she can deal.

 

[Erzengel]

Ask her if she's in the mood, I doubt she will make a sound.

 

[Dorian Gray]

Just go to bed, roll over and go to sleep.

 

[Dangerous]

Thanx guys, also thanx Erzengel,- its cool to have one of the famous Hypesters post what I should do. heheh

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I like how you have to tell us several times about your sex life as if to desperately make sure we know you have one

 

[tzarinna]

Does she beat you?
Do you have a brother?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I like how you have to tell us several times about your sex life as if to desperately make sure we know you have one

I don't like it.

 

[Dangerous]

Hhahahah Dew the most famous of everyone at the Hype! cool, hheehhe.
Well yeah, I have a sex life, it aint no thing. I also do self sex.

 

[maxwell's demon]

this is a trick thread.

the real answer is you don't have a girlfriend. but you do do self sex.

now what do i win

 

[Erzengel]

I like how you have to tell us several times about your sex life as if to desperately make sure we know you have one

I noticed that too and I remarked it to my gf after our third consecutive session of sex we had today.

 

[maxwell's demon]

I noticed that too and I remarked it to my gf after our third consecutive session of sex we had today.

i like project runway

 

[War Lord]

Hi just wondering if you guys can help.

After watching Rocky III/Encino Man, the time was 1:30am (I'm in the UK) then my gf went to bed but I have sat on the net now until 3:48am.
If I go through to the bedroom now she will likely be pissed, somewhat and maybe grumble in my direction.

The other night a similar thing happned, though this was cause she went to bed early for work so I went through to the bedroom early, also it was after we had just screwed so she went to sleep and I went to the computer room and stayed in here all night then eventually went to sleep on the spare duvet/sleeping bag that is in here.

So anyway what should I do, I'm kinda contemplating knocking one out, then should I go through to bed w/ my chick and possibly get an ear chewing or just go to sleep in here for the night?

Let me tell you a story.

These group of guys were talking about how the deal with their girlfriends/wives when they'be spent half the night doing guy things.

One man said, "When I get home, I try and be very quiet, sneaking up each step as quiet as can be and she always hears me and comes out and starts arguing with me. I've never been successful at getting to the bedroom without waking her up."

Another man said, "Look, here's what you do. Don't sneak around, but walk around with confidence and make lots of noise. When you go upstairs, walk swiftly and stomp each step like you mean it. Open the bedroom door and say to the wife, 'Are we gonna get it on or what?'"

The first guy asks, "And she makes love to you?"

The second man replied, "No, she pretends that she's asleep, but I get a good night's sleep as well."

 

[chaseter]

Go do her while she is sleeping.

 

[Immortalfire]

I like how you have to tell us several times about your sex life as if to desperately make sure we know you have one

LoL!

 

[War Lord]

Go do her while she is sleeping.

Is that possible, wouldn't she feel it?

Shouldn't you buy some chloroform beforehand?

 

[Immortalfire]

Let me tell you a story.

These group of guys were talking about how the deal with their girlfriends/wives when they'be spent half the night doing guy things.

One man said, "When I get home, I try and be very quiet, sneaking up each step as quiet as can be and she always hears me and comes out and starts arguing with me. I've never been successful at getting to the bedroom without waking her up."

Another man said, "Look, here's what you do. Don't sneak around, but walk around with confidence and make lots of noise. When you go upstairs, walk swiftly and stomp each step like you mean it. Open the bedroom door and say to the wife, 'Are we gonna get it on or what?'"

The first guy asks, "And she makes love to you?"

The second man replied, "No, she pretends that she's asleep, but I get a good night's sleep as well."

Again I say, LoL!

 

[Dangerous]

Let me tell you a story.

These group of guys were talking about how the deal with their girlfriends/wives when they'be spent half the night doing guy things.

One man said, "When I get home, I try and be very quiet, sneaking up each step as quiet as can be and she always hears me and comes out and starts arguing with me. I've never been successful at getting to the bedroom without waking her up."

Another man said, "Look, here's what you do. Don't sneak around, but walk around with confidence and make lots of noise. When you go upstairs, walk swiftly and stomp each step like you mean it. Open the bedroom door and say to the wife, 'Are we gonna get it on or what?'"

The first guy asks, "And she makes love to you?"

The second man replied, "No, she pretends that she's asleep, but I get a good night's sleep as well."

HAHAHAHAHhah, good one.
Maybe Il try that one on for size, right now I'm gonna take the dog for a walk, if you know what am sayin, *wink*

 

[chaseter]

Is that possible, wouldn't she feel it?

Shouldn't you buy some chloroform beforehand?

Damn formalities

Just see how far you can get before you wake her up.

 

[Dangerous]

Well, I had a wank now im goin to bed in the computer room.
Thanx guys.