Deck Rickard
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Whenever someone asks you, "Why do video game movies always suck?" The answer should be, "Because Paul W.S. Anderson is always involved!"
And while it's true that he didn't direct EVERY bad video game adaptation, I'm sure you can find some loose connection there if you look hard enough. Maybe he co-wrote it. Maybe he produced it. Maybe he was the one who originally pitched the idea to the studio. Maybe he showed up on set one day with donuts that somehow sucked all the actors' talent out of them. All I know is that it's always his fault. ALWAYS.
And while it's true that he didn't direct EVERY bad video game adaptation, I'm sure you can find some loose connection there if you look hard enough. Maybe he co-wrote it. Maybe he produced it. Maybe he was the one who originally pitched the idea to the studio. Maybe he showed up on set one day with donuts that somehow sucked all the actors' talent out of them. All I know is that it's always his fault. ALWAYS.
