Mix up movie captions

[Dr. Fate]

"Batman... Batman... can someone tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up as a bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"That's no moon...that's a space station."

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"On second thought let's not go to Camelot...it is a silly place."

(Apologies if that's been done)

 

[C.F. Kane]

"What is that odious stench? Smells like... teenagers."

 

[wiegeabo]

"This is some ****ed-up, repugnant ****."

 

[Dr. Fate]

JONES: "The story goes he'll be normal during the day, but at night, in the presence of evil, the Rider takes over."

 

[Zev]

"I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off."

"No more drugs for that man!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

GHOST-RIDER: "My name is Buck, and I'm here to f***."

 

[wiegeabo]

Ghost Rider: "FLAME ON!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

GHOST RIDER: Where are you you little CREEP!

 

[Zev]

"Someone help me! I'm still alive, only I'm very badly burned."

 

[Dr. Fate]

GHOST-RIDER: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

 

[Jack Bauer]

MCCLANE: I'm too old for this ****!

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"They invade our space...and we fall back. They assimilate entire WORLDS, and we fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn HERE! This far, no further! And I...will MAKE THEM PAY for what they have done!!"

 

[The Hero]

"I want to take his face... off. Eyes, nose, skin, teeth. It's coming off."

"No more drugs for that man!"

Genius.

 

[Dr. Fate]

ZORRO: "[FONT=courier, courier new]What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world." [/FONT]

 

[Jack Bauer]

WAYNE: Just ****ing kill me. Just ****ing kill me.

RA'S AL GHUL: I am killing you.

 

[Dr. Fate]

NEESON: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."

 

[wiegeabo]

Bruce: "You know I ain't queer."
Ras: "Me neither."

 

[JackBauer]

"Since you like chicks, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror all the time?"

 

[Zev]

"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."

What's that from? (the quote, not the pic)

DARTH: "I think I see Blue... he looks glorious..."

 

[wiegeabo]

The South Park movie.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Bruce: "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job. Now behave yourself!"

CAINE: "Pull my finger!"

(From "Children of Men")

 

[Carmine Falcone]

^ For the Get Carter reference.