Mix up movie captions

[Honey Vibe]

Mace Windu: We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, than to stay here and die on this *****hole island spending the rest of my life talking to a goddamn MUPPET! [Kicks Yoda off the cliff]

 

[Sam Fisher]

"Sick of these mother****n' snakes on this mother****n' plane I am."

 

[wiegeabo]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.

 

[Zev]

Mace Windu: If I had to **** a guy, I mean absolutely had to, I'd **** Elvis.

 

[Speedball]

Yoda: You see, I've turned the moon into what I like to call a "Death Star".
{Mace snickers}
Yoda: What?
Mace: Oh, nothing, Darth.

 

[Sam Fisher]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.

Yoda goes in for the kiss

 

[Dr. Fate]

JEFF GOLDBLUM: "This has not been honorable."

 

[Jack Bauer]

Batman: Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Sam Jackson: Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine?
Yoda: Well... uh... we ****in' stole it, man.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.

It was worth it

 

[Jack Bauer]

Yoda: You're looking at me like, like... I just asked you the ****ing square root of something.

 

[Dr. Fate]

YODA: "One alive, one not, yet both in pain."
MACE: "What must I do?"
YODA: "You must bring them to Mt. Seleya on Vulcan. Only there will both find peace."
MACE: "What you ask is difficult."
YODA: "You will find a way. If you honor them both, you will find a way."

 

[wiegeabo]

Yoda: "And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?"
Mace: "They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?"
Yoda: "No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the **** a Quarter Pounder is."
Mace: "Then what do they call it?"
Yoda: "They call it a Royale with cheese."
Mace: "A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?"
Yoda: "Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac."
Mace: "Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?"
Yoda: "I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King. "

 

[Jack Bauer]

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Van Helsing: [/FONT][/SIZE]You picked the wrong house, bub.

 

[Dr. Fate]

MACE: "Basically I'm just gonna walk the Earth."
YODA: "What do you mean walk the Earth?"
MACE: "You know like Kane in Kung Fu."

 

[Jack Bauer]

"I come in peace."

"But you go in pieces, *******."

 

[Elijya]

Funny. But the point is to put movie quotes in the wrong picture. Not make up quotes.

there's never gonna be a time when we don't have to explain that to people

 

[Dr. Fate]

Elijya, where you been? Last time I saw you, you were sporting the old Peck avatar over the young Peck avatar.

JEFF GOLDBLUM: "Follow me, lightbulb!"

 

[He-Man]

King Kong aint got nothing on me!!!!!!

 

[Carmine Falcone]

Peek-a-boo, you ****s, you

 

[wiegeabo]

"Oh, that is just wrong on so many levels."

 

[Dr. Fate]

ELENA: "What the Hell is going on?!"
ZORRO: "I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!"
ELENA: "Your bicycle?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

HIGHLANDER: "We travel light. Let's hunt some orc."

 

[Dr. Fate]

ARAGORN: "You cannot die, MacLeod. Accept it."

 

[Jack Bauer]

LIOTTA:What chu say 'bout my momma, huh, huh?