Mix up movie captions

[kedrell]

THE COMEDIAN: "I have come to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."

 

[Panthro]

HULK: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"

 

[Panthro]

RACHEL: "I think it's just elegant to have an imagination. I just have no imagination at all. I have lots of other things, but I have no imagination."

 

[Doctor Jones]

JOKER: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her; marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet... buried alive! Buried alive...!

KHAAANNNN!

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, ah that Khan...

 

[K.B.]

We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in a business of tough competitors. I love you. You... complete me.

 

[K.B.]

Lex: "Tell me Superman..when I sit like this, can you see my balls?"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I'm the Juggernaut, b****!"

 

[Bunker]

Live Free or Die Hard.

DOCTOR: We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live.

Winner.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Lex: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievious badger.

 

[wiegeabo]

"This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."

 

[gwynplaine]

Where did my career go ?

Or
To be an awful Lex Luthor or not to be.

Or
I used to hold an oscar in my hand not kryptonite.

Or
How the hell did I manage to be an even worse Luthor than Gene Hackman ?

 

[Panthro]

Where did my career go ?

Or
To be an awful Lex Luthor or not to be.

Or
I used to hold an oscar in my hand not kryptonite.

Or
How the hell did I manage to be an even worse Luthor than Gene Hackman ?

Hehehe, you should take that over to the Superman Returns Caption thread.

JAMES BOND: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[gwynplaine]

Hehehe, you should take that over to the Superman Returns Caption thread.
JAMES BOND: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Lol.

Which made me think of.

JAMES BOND : "I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

 

[Panthro]

Lol.

Which made me think of.

JAMES BOND : "I just can't trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

Hehehehe, nice.

GEORGE LAZENBY: "There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there."

GEORGE LAZENBY: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

CONNERY: "So be it. Take the Batman into custody. I AM The Batman."

 

[gwynplaine]

^Lolt:.

Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

 

[Panthro]

^Lolt:.

Is that a Batarang in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?

Thanks!

BOND: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[Milu]

IRON MAN: "Why you little!"
BATMAN: "Gak!"
IRON MAN: "I'll teach you to laugh at something funny!"

 

[The Navigator]

SPOCK: I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
KIRK:...Spock...!
SPOCK: Do not grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many...outweigh--
KIRK:--the needs of the few...
SPOCK:...or the one.

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, new Trek meets old Trek.

SPOCK: "Hallo! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPOCK: Tell me, Jim, do you like jazz?

 

[gwynplaine]

"I'm a killer and I'm a clown..." (Alice Cooper's "Desperado")

 

[Panthro]

I know it's not a quote from a film but what the hell -

SPOCK: "Let's get one thing straight right now - Uhura is my woman do you hear?! Mine! If you ever think of seducing her again, I shall personally drop you into a white dwarf star, you dig?!"
KIRK: "Gagk... I... dig..."

 

[Panthro]

SPOCK: "Remember me, Eddie?!" [voice gradually becomes squeakier] "When I killed your brother?! I talked- just- like- THIIIIIIIIIIIIS!" [eyes pop out]

 

[gwynplaine]

"If I had known that it would take decades for people to see me as something else than a martini-guzzling, tuxedo-wearing, lady-killing spy I might have reconsidered playing Bond in the first place."