Mix up movie captions

[kedrell]

CHEKOV: "S***! I've got five terrorists going southeast on Bakalakadaka Street!"

 

[Panthro]

CHEKOV: "What's with the Roman Holiday obsession? Your favorite movie is Fletch."

 

[Panthro]

BURT LANCASTER: "If you think Mick Jagger will still be out there trying to be a rock star at age fifty, then you are sadly, sadly mistaken."

 

[The Navigator]

OPTIMUS:...this is for deliveries, there's the dumpster for the trash; also, if you want to get out of the restaurant and chill for a second, here you go. Oh, and these two fun-loving wannabe pieces of gangster s**t are Nick and Theodore.

GREEN: How many times I f**kin' told you, man, it's the f**kin' T-Dog, yo.
OPTIMUS: Sorry, G.
ORANGE: Hey, yo, b***h. What makes you think I won't cut you?

OPTIMUS: Aw, come on now, Dog, you know I'm just f**kin' with ya. You know I give you the mad...phat...super...fly...stupid...dope dumbass ******ed bombs**t props.
ORANGE: Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog, let's go.

OPTIMUS: Those two should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all.

 

[Panthro]

OPTIMUS:...this is for deliveries, there's the dumpster for the trash; also, if you want to get out of the restaurant and chill for a second, here you go. Oh, and these two fun-loving wannabe pieces of gangster s**t are Nick and Theodore.

GREEN: How many times I f**kin' told you, man, it's the f**kin' T-Dog, yo.
OPTIMUS: Sorry, G.
ORANGE: Hey, yo, b***h. What makes you think I won't cut you?

OPTIMUS: Aw, come on now, Dog, you know I'm just f**kin' with ya. You know I give you the mad...phat...super...fly...stupid...dope dumbass ******ed bombs**t props.
ORANGE: Yo, it's almost 4:20, dog, let's go.

OPTIMUS: Those two should be sterilized. And I'm not kidding at all.

What's that from Rabbit?

 

[Panthro]

OPTIMUS: "Dr. Boston? Are you in here?"

STUPID GREEN AUTOBOT TWIN: "That's it, game over man! Game over! What the f*** are we gonna do now?! What are we gonna do?!"

OPTIMUS: "Maybe we could build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don't we try that?"

OPTIMUS PRIME: "There Can Be Only One."

 

[The Navigator]

What's that from Rabbit?

Waiting...

Go see it. Now.

 

[kedrell]

Green: "Oh boys!"
Orange: "Where're da white women at?!!"

 

[Panthro]

Nice Blazing Saddles quote ked.

OPTIMUS: "Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soul!"

 

[The Navigator]

"Major Chip Hazard."

"Gorgonite scum!"

"Leave Alan alone. Your fight is with me."

"You've got a lot of guts..."

"...let's see what they look like!"

 

[BLACK-SPIDEY]

That is genius.

Thats why you get............a COOKIE!!!

 

[Panthro]

PREDATOR: "Tell your men they work for me now."
DUTCH: "They won't work for a FREAK!!!"
PREDATOR: "Well why don't we cut you up into tiny pieces and then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog is!"

Eh, sorry, I don't think that's entirely accurate.

But the Small Soldiers/Avatar one is priceless.

 

[Jack Bauer]

SWAT RIDING SHOTGUN: We can't stop here, this is Bat Country!

 

[kedrell]

Predator: "Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Jack Baur, AWESOME Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas caption!

 

[Doctor Jones]

DUTCH: Don't kill me man. Don't kill me! Don't kill me man!
PREDATOR: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
DUTCH: What are you?!
PREDATOR: I'm Batman.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Jack Baur, AWESOME Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas caption!

Thank you Dr. Jones. It just came to me when I saw that pic. Surprised really no one else did that cap with that line, considering how much that guy talked during the scene.

 

[The Navigator]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

 

[Jack Bauer]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

Bwahahahaha. That's awesome.

 

[Panthro]

I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is Patrick Bateman. I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now.

After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine.

I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

I liked the Batman/Predator one too.

 

[Panthro]

Ripping off Rabbit Samurai -

THE MASK: "I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip."

 

[wiegeabo]

"You're one ugly mother****er."

 

[Panthro]

THE MASK: "Riddle me this... riddle me that... who's afraid of the big black bat?"

 

[wiegeabo]

"I HAVE BEEN HAVING A VERY BAD DAY! I just got out of jail this morning! Already I've been shot at, I was on a bus that flipped over seventeen times, ***** tried to stab me in the bathroom, and somebody blew up my Porsche! I am in a BAD goddamn mood!"

 

[Panthro]

THE MASK: "Allllllllllllllllllrighty then!"