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[Dr. Fate]

^ For the Get Carter reference.

Thanks.

CAINE: "Come with me if you want to live."

 

[Zev]

Wolverine: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.

Storm: I'm here because I was in the comic book.

Wolverine: What?

Storm: Nothing.

 

[The Hero]

Perfect.

 

[Dr. Fate]

Wolverine: You know what? I still don't understand why you're here.

Storm: I'm here because I was in the comic book.

Wolverine: What?

Storm: Nothing.

Hahahaha

ELENA: "First she steals my publicity. Then she steals my lawyer, my trial date. And now she steals my goddamn garter."

 

[The Hero]

"I'm a badass hunky dude."

 

[The Hero]

"With all due respect, that idea ain't worth a velvet painting of a whale and a dolphin getting it on."

 

[wiegeabo]

Storm: "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
Wolverine: "Umm... 65?"
Storm: "63."
Wolverine: "But... isn't the speed limit 65?"
Storm: "Yes, it is."
Professor: "[stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!"

 

[Jack Bauer]

Storm: "Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
Wolverine: "Umm... 65?"
Storm: "63."
Wolverine: "But... isn't the speed limit 65?"
Storm: "Yes, it is."
Professor: "[stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!"

Nice Super Troppers

YOUNG MICHAEL MYERS: Well, 4 out of 5 doctors agree that I am actually insane.

 

[wiegeabo]

Thanks.

"All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy."

 

[Dr. Fate]

"I'm Batman."

 

[wiegeabo]

"When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room, accept no substitutes."

 

[wiegeabo]

"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."

 

[wiegeabo]

"I am a leaf on the wind - watch how I soar."

 

[wiegeabo]

Batman: "Hey... you wanna see something really scary?"

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "Bring me her broomstick, and I'll grant your request(s). Now go."

HICKS: "But what if- what if she kills us first?"

SUPERMAN: "I said GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

SUPERMAN: "If it's the last thing I do, I'll have that entire band transferred to Alaska!"

 

[wiegeabo]

Spidey: "Next time Jack, write a goddamn memo."

 

[wiegeabo]

Venom: "I'm freakin' out, man!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

SPIDER-MAN: "You shall not pass!"

 

[Dr. Fate]

ELENA: "Paul, I think I'm gonna be a lousy wife. But don't be angry with me. I love you very much - and I'm very sexy!"

 

[Zev]

"You wanna dance, Burgundy? I wanna polka."

 

[Dr. Fate]

JACKMAN: "If we're gonna move forward, this is the next logical step!"

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

"Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby."

"Negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full."

 

[LostSon88]

"You wanna dance, Burgundy? I wanna polka."

Nice. t:

 

[Dr. Fate]

CAINE: "Hasta la vista, baby."