Mix up movie captions

[wiegeabo]

Vader: "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em."
Vader & Fett: "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em!"
Vader: "Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Ash: You gonna order something, kid?
Henrietta: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.
Ash: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Henrietta: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Ash: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.

 

[Dr. Fate]

MILLA J.: "Go ahead. Make my day."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Sheila: You killed my husband, bi**h! And now, I'm going to kill you!

http://www.michalak.org/fh/evildead/ArmyOfDarkness06.jpg

 

[wiegeabo]

Ash: "You're one ugly mother****er."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Casey Jones: All right everybody, drop your tacos or I'll blow your brains out.

 

[Redwoods Wolf]

Ash: You gonna order something, kid?
Henrietta: Ah, yeah... Give me a Tab.
Ash: Tab? I can't give you a tab unless you order something.
Henrietta: All right, give me a Pepsi Free.
Ash: You want a Pepsi, PAL, you're gonna pay for it.

[Emil] I LLLIKE IT![/Emil]

Henrietta: Do you want this body?
Ash:...is this a trick question?

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Jack Burton: You could learn from this guy Gaff. He's a God damned one-man slaughterhouse, that's what he is. Four more to go!

 

[Dr. Fate]

HENRIETTA: "I'll suck your cock for $1000."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Ash: I'm working on a big case: I'm gonna sue you assh**es for making me come down here.

 

[wiegeabo]

"What'd you say about my mama?"

 

[wiegeabo]

Pinhead: "The Power of Christ Compels You."

 

[wiegeabo]

Monster: "Lick me, Lick me!"

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Pinhead: You feel that sting, big boy, huh? That's pride FU**IN' with you! You gotta fight through that s**!

 

[C.F. Kane]

Has anyone here seen Wrongfully Accused?

 

[Dr. Fate]

LANA LANG: "You think I'm competing for that glorious body of yours, is that it?"

MOSES: "You're damn right you are."​

 

[wiegeabo]

"I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body."

 

[C.F. Kane]

Normally I don't go for those trailer audio/movie visual mix-ups that happen so often on youtube,

But this one made me giggle.

 

[Dr. Fate]

HICKS: "8 years of flight training. Navigational holographics online. 50 combat missions. Course confirmed for slingshot exit of the solar system. Just so I could take the family camper on an interstellar picnic."

 

[TankerX]

" BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!!!!!! "

 

[wiegeabo]

"You feel that tingle in your gonads?"

 

[Zev]

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it gets struck by lightning?"

 

[Eddie Dean]

"I don't have to take this kind of abuse from you. I've got hundreds of people waiting to abuse me."

 

[Drizzle]

"CARDINAL FANG!!! FETCH....THE COMFY CHAIR!!!!"
"The Comfy Chair???"

Couldn't resist a Monty Python quote...

 

[wiegeabo]

Fett: "Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?"
Vader: "Empire."
Lando: "Blasphemy!"