Mix up movie captions

[Spider-Kid]

''A Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do''

 

[The Navigator]

GENERAL ROBERT E. LEE: Wait, he said I don't know what it's like to be a black person? I am mister black people!

 

[Panthro]

DARTH VADER: "Winged freak terrorizes? Wait'll they get a load of *me*."

 

[wiegeabo]

"Ludicrous speed GO!"

 

[The Squirrel]

SPOCK: Revenge is not an idea we promote on our planet.

KIRK: Oh. Well, that good.

SPOCK: But we're not on our planet, are we?

As I read the post above this one, I though about Toy Story and I was going to do those lines, and then I scrolled down.

Still funny though.

 

[Jack Bauer]

SPOCK: Look, ****stick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass!

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Spock: I need your support, I need your expertise, I need your input, and most importantly, I need your money.

 

[wiegeabo]

Spock: "Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!"

 

[wiegeabo]

"Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?"

 

[wiegeabo]

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."

 

[Doctor Jones]

As I read the post above this one, I though about Toy Story and I was going to do those lines, and then I scrolled down.

Still funny though.

Thanks for being a good sport about it.

 

[Doctor Jones]

NORTON: Um... he did it!

 

[Doctor Jones]

SPOCK: Look, ****stick, I'm incredibly busy. So why don't you get the hell out of here before I snap your dick off and jam it into your ass!

Hahahaha! Tropic Thunder!

 

[Panthro]

Spock: "Silence Earthling! My name is Darth Vader. I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!"

Most excellent.

 

[Panthro]

HECTOR: "Spartans! Prepare for Glory!"

HECTOR: "Spartans, eat a hearty breakfast, for tonight we dine in Hell!"

 

[protocida]

Alright, contestant #2, what's your guess?

R$ 850,00.

What about you, contest #3?

What was the last guess?

R$ 850,00.

OK... R$ 851,00.

*BEEP* YOU!!!!!!

 

[Panthro]

"Right, you are 'Operation Get Behind The Darkies'. You will follow Battalion 5 here and try not to get killed for God's Sake. Are there any questions men?"

Hehehehe

ACHILLES: "There Can Be Only One!"

PARIS: "I don't know what the Hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is!"

 

[Panthro]

ACHILLES: "So you sweethearts were gonna have yourselves a little lynching party huh?! I might just have to put an END to you on general principles, Nauls. Did it ever occur to anyone in the jury that someone might have gotten some of my clothes and stuck them up the furance?!?!"

 

[Spider-Kid]

Darth Vader: I will put you on a offer you cannot reject.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Alright, contestant #2, what's your guess?

R$ 850,00.

What about you, contest #3?

What was the last guess?

R$ 850,00.

OK... R$ 851,00.

*BEEP* YOU!!!!!!

I love this! It reminds me when my family and I go out to dinner, we all guess the bill, my brother guesses and I guess one or two numbers closest to his.

 

[Panthro]

HECTOR: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

HECTOR: "We Came, We Saw, We Kicked Its Ass!"

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I want the truth!"
JOKER: "You can't handle the truth!"

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Batman: This is your last chance! Surrender now!
Joker: DEATH FIRST!

 

[The Squirrel]

Alright, contestant #2, what's your guess?

R$ 850,00.

What about you, contest #3?

What was the last guess?

R$ 850,00.

OK... R$ 851,00.

*BEEP* YOU!!!!!!

Awesome.

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: "I've grown tired of asking so this will be the last time - where is the Rebel base?"