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[The Navigator]

"They gave each other a pledge. Unheard of, absurd."

"You gave each other a pledge? Unthinkable. Where do you think you are?
In Moscow? In Paris? Where do think they are? America?"

"And what do you think you're doing? You stitcher, you nothing! Who do think you are? King Solomon?
This isn't the way it's done, not here, not now."

"Some things I will not, I cannot, allow!"

 

[ultimatefan]

Who cares if I didn´t turn Luke into the dark side? I did that to the whole movie series, hahahahahaha!

 

[ultimatefan]

SPOCK: By Grabthar´s Hammer, by The Sons of Worvan, you shall be av... No wait, this can´t be right...

 

[Whoa]

Joker - Come on crouching tiger don't you hide that dragon

 

[The Navigator]

MERLIN: Who goes there?

ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeater of the Saxons, Sovereign of all England!

MERLIN:...Pull the other one.

 

[The Navigator]

BATMAN: I am your king.
JOKER: Well I didn't vote for you.
BATMAN: You don't vote for kings.
JOKER: Well how'd you become king then?

BATMAN: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

JOKER: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

JOKER: I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
BATMAN: Be quiet!
JOKER: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
BATMAN: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

JOKER: Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
BATMAN: BLOODY PEASANT!

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: I am your king.
JOKER: Well I didn't vote for you.
BATMAN: You don't vote for kings.
JOKER: Well how'd you become king then?

BATMAN: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.

JOKER: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

JOKER: I mean, you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
BATMAN: Be quiet!
JOKER: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
BATMAN: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!

JOKER: Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system! Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
BATMAN: BLOODY PEASANT!

Great use of Monty Python & The Holy Grail!

HECTOR: "Madness? This... Is... Sparta!"

 

[Sexecutioner]

Joker: Are you afraid or aren't you?

Batman: I will not allow you to lecture me.

Joker: Then why don't you stop me?

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: Johnny Walker on the rocks.

JOKER: We don't take these anymore. This is a cash bar.

BATMAN: You're a f**king ugly b*tch. I'm gonna stab you to death. Then play around in your blood.

 

[Doctor Jones]

BATMAN: I like to disect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?

 

[protocida]

BATMAN: You know what's the difference between you and me?

BATMAN: No.

BATMAN: I make this look good...

 

[Panthro]

BATMAN: You know what's the difference between you and me?

BATMAN: No.

BATMAN: I make this look good...

Hehehehehehehe

JOKER: "You wanna talk to God? Let's go see Him together, I've got nothing better to do!"

JOKER: "Batman? Batman?! Can someone tell me what kind of a world we live in where a man dressed up like a Bat gets all of my press? This town needs an enema!"

JOKER: "If it bleeds, we can kill it."

 

[Panthro]

GENERAL ZOD: "What the bloody Hell's going on?!"
SUPERMAN: "I'll tell you what's going on! First, you waste four years of my life! Then you take away the only thing I ever really cared about!"
GENERAL ZOD: "Your bicycle?"

 

[The Navigator]

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, mister cowboy?"

"Yippie-kay-yay, motherf**ker."

 

[The Navigator]

DENT: The ship... out of danger?
JOKER: Yes.
DENT: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...

JOKER: ...the needs of the few...
DENT: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
JOKER: Spock...
DENT: I have been and always shall be your friend.

DENT: Live long and prosper.

 

[Panthro]

DENT: The ship... out of danger?
JOKER: Yes.
DENT: Don't grieve, Admiral. It is logical. The needs of the many outweigh...

JOKER: ...the needs of the few...
DENT: ...Or the one. I never took the Kobayashi Maru test until now. What do you think of my solution?
JOKER: Spock...
DENT: I have been and always shall be your friend.

DENT: Live long and prosper.

That's just full of awesomeness.

 

[Panthro]

"Do you really think you have a chance against us, mister cowboy?"

"Yippie-kay-yay, motherf**ker."

Hehehe, you can never go wrong with that quote.

HECTOR: "What a noble subject, if only he had a noble King."

 

[Sexecutioner]

Harvey: Richard, do I have a mark on my face? It really hurts.

Joker: ......Nope. Nothing. I thought I hit you in the shoulder?

Harvey: My shoulder doesn't hurt very much, but my face does! Right here. Not here or here so much, but right here.

Joker: Nope! Ship-shape!

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "I'm gonna kill you!"
GENERAL ZOD: "You idiot! You made me, remember? You dropped me into that vat of chemicals! That wasn't easy to get over, and don't think that I didn't try!"
SUPERMAN: "I know you did."

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Superman: He's a bad guy. He's one of the bad guys.
General Zod: Bad for the US, right, Jim? Not bad in the absolute sense. Just bad for the US.
Superman: Don't f**kin' dance with me. Renda's bad for the Tea & Biscuit Company. He's bad for me personally. You work for me. Renda's bad for me...you're now officially a patriotic citizen of the United States of Jim Byrd. There's no backing out now. We let you in on everything. You don't play. You don't leave. You understand that? You don't play...you don't leave.

 

[Panthro]

SUPERMAN: "It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!"

 

[Panthro]

ZOD: "Dent! Jesus, I thought you were dead!"
SUPERMAN: "Half."

 

[Panthro]

ABOMINATION: "Welcome to Hell, little man. And I... Am... The Devil!"

SUPERMAN: "You're not the Devil. You're practice."

 

[Panthro]

JOKER: "I didn't kill my wife!"
BATMAN: "I don't care!"

JOKER: "What are you gonna do to me, Valiant?!"
BATMAN: "I'm gonna listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario - a story of greed, sex, and murder. And the parts that I don't like I'm gonna edit out!"
JOKER: "No, you got it all wrong, I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer!"
BATMAN: "Everyone's gotta have a hobby!"

 

[ultimatefan]

EASTWOOD: If anyone other than Hugh Jackman or Christian Bale plays me in a remake of my old movies, I´ll go Dirty Harry on yo asses!!