Mix up movie captions

[Doctor Jones]

Nice Pulp Fiction reference. I can just imagine Sam Jackson pulling of that mask.

 

[Panthro]

Hehehe, Arnold & Pulp Fiction.

DUTCH: "Blasphemy! This is Madness!"
PREDATOR: "Madness? This... Is... Sparta!"

 

[kedrell]

Nice Pulp Fiction reference. I can just imagine Sam Jackson pulling of that mask.

Hehehe, actually I was thinking along the lines of Arnie's english being so bad that he gets that reaction.

 

[Panthro]

Not dialogue from a movie but what the hell -

SPOCK: "I find your need to copulate with every attractive female you meet highly illogical."

KIRK: "Oh yeah? Well hear this pointy ears, you know that hot piece of ass student you're gonna teach in a couple of years named Saavik who shows up in Wrath of Khan, Search for and Voyage Home? Well, I'm gonna totally do it with her!"

SPOCK: ""
KIRK: "GASP- now who's being illogical?!!"

 

[Panthro]

HE-MAN: "The night is always darkest just before the dawn, and I promise you the dawn is coming."

 

[kedrell]

CHEKOV: "My name is Buck. And I'm here to f***."

 

[Panthro]

CHEKOV: "Never knew how much I missed this, Dutch!"

KIRK: "You never were that smart."

 

[Panthro]

HECTOR: "James T. Kirk was a great man, but that was another life."

HECTOR: "Soylent Green is People!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

CHEKOV: Kirk! You sonofa*****!

KIRK: What's the matter, Chekov, they got you pushing too many pencils at Starfleet?

 

[ultimatefan]

TONY SHERMAN: Our next film is a remake of the 1960 classic Psycho entitled Psyquil, where Norman Bates is a narcoleptic psycho killer...

BATES: zzzzzzzz....

MARION: Can you wake the f*** up and stab me already?!!? We have to do, like, 200 angles of this f***ing scene and I´m freezing my ass!!

TONY SHERMAN: IIIT STINKS!!!

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, love Star Trek meeting Predator.

KIRK: "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?"

 

[kedrell]

"This s**t here'll make ya a goddamned sexual tyrannosaurus!"

 

[Panthro]

Hehe, love mixing classic Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

CONAN: "I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now, I'm very hungry."

 

[Doctor Jones]

Greast stuff Pantho and Kedrell!

CONAN: To be or not to be?... Not to be.

 

[Panthro]

Thanks Jones.

CONAN: "I am McLovin."

 

[Doctor Jones]

CONAN: I've loved you since I met you.

 

[Doctor Jones]

CONAN: So nice a cool. So nice and fresh. To catch a fish. So juicy sweeeeeeet!

 

[Panthro]

SPOCK: "You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"

 

[Doctor Jones]

KIRK: Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
SPOCK: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
KIRK: What are you?!
SPOCK: I'm Spock.

 

[Doctor Jones]

CHEKOV: They say he can't be killed, they say he drinks blood, they say -

KIRK: I say, you're full of ****, Chekov. Oh, and you can quote me on that.

 

[Doctor Jones]

Which one's better?

CHEKOV: They say he can't be killed, they say he drinks blood, they say -

SPOCK: I say, you're full of ****, Chekov. Oh, and you can quote me on that.

 

[Ash J. Williams]

Spock: This is blood for blood and by the gallon. These are the old days, the bad days, the all-or-nothing days. They're back! There's no choice left. And I'm ready for war.

 

[Panthro]

CHEKOV: They say he can't be killed, they say he drinks blood, they say -

KIRK: I say, you're full of ****, Chekov. Oh, and you can quote me on that.

Hehe, I think this one works better.

 

[Panthro]

KIRK: Don't kill me, man! Don't kill me! Don't kill me, man!
SPOCK: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
KIRK: What are you?!
SPOCK: I'm Spock.

Hehe, a Tim Burton film.

DAREDEVIL: "I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

JOKER: "Good luck."

DAREDEVIL: "Alright, that's enough of this kung fu s***."

 

[Panthro]

CHEKOV: "If you could fight anyone, who would you fight?"

KIRK: "Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."